Just hire Hammond & May to perfect mobile refueling.

Seriously. When we hit up a rest stop my wife changes the baby and I run in and grab food while we are filling up. If we’re not ready to go as soon as the pump clicks off, I consider the stop a complete failure.

Ah to his friends. To you, it’s Mr. Abdirzak.

This seems like the perfect opportunity to share this picture, which has captivated me for the past few days:

Steve Martin = I like to do a small gig the night before a big show to knock off the rust and make sure my material is good.

I guess rappelling down the side is one way to escape watching a ‘Skins loss....

I realize this is actually in the emails but I could have sworn this was public knowledge. Back when they were bickering with the City, the Ricketts were threatening to move the team out to Rosemont. That caused an absolute shitstorm because how-fucking-dare-you-sir. Then the Ricketts had to work out a deal with the…

How else do you expect people to get across town in a reasonable amount of time? A train? Do people still ride those? What is this, the 1800s?

I’m in a real dark place right now. There is nothing more that I would like to do than grab Stan Bowman by his ears and scream into his face PANARIN, HJALMARSSON, LEDDY, DANAULT, TERAVAINEN, HARTMAN, HINISTROZA, JOHNS, DALEY FOR FUCKING ROB SCUDEIRI, A 2ND ROUND PICK FOR FUCKING DAVID RUNDLBAD?!!!!

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

Why the rage against Acura drivers? They have a niche, maybe you are not in it but this post comes off as an angry internet troll who somehow got a job at a car website.

Is the story here road rage? Or the crew cab with the license plate “BEEZZZZ”?!?!

The real crime would be putting a front license plate on that car.   

Except they boo him almost every time he touches the ball. If that is what you call patient and supportive then I have been correct all my life that Philly sucks and it's sports fans are shit. 

He’s a decently interesting follow. Mainly tweets about aviation history, trout fishing, and the Oak Ridge Boys

I am pleasantly surprised that Chuck Yeager is still alive, and surprised that he is on Twitter

Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

Bit of stretch.  Doesn’t the left hand have to be asleep as well?

The fact that we’re all guilty is precisely why standing on a high horse is a stupid move. Deadspin commenters are every bit as vile and cruel as anything you’ll find on reddit or 4chan, which is precisely why it’s so hollow when everyone around here decides to get all righteous for a cause.