I’m gonna go ahead an call BS that she wasn’t smoking.  That was probably lawyer speak of some sort.  

Jimmy Butler wants to be traded to a team that can afford a free agent like KAT. Jimmy Butler plays with KAT. Jimmy Butler is an idiot.

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

Don’t blame Cuban. Do you know how long it takes to go three miles in Dallas traffic? He might as well have been on Jupiter!

*googles Michael Irvin teammate neck stabbing*

this graphic is truly striking

You know who else has been doing this long before that post? Literally everyone on the planet at some point.

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

This is pathetic, just like pineapple on pizza

Yes, this is what passes for Journalism now.

So much fucking pleasure

I took great pleasure in reading this post.

I understand that this smoke makes them less aggressive but I don’t like that they get a way out. All Hornets Must Die

It seems impractical to learn this routine, but I promise you that this is exactly how Shawn Bradley gets kicked in the face someday. It will be mean and completely undeserved...but damn if it won’t look cool as hell.

That was pretty dirty, Sanchez.

This is not the story involving a Sanchez and a finger that I was hoping for. 

Eh, not a great comparison. Step dancing, potato farming and hating the British are all pretty environmentally friendly activities.

Eric Gregg agrees with you.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?