Aftermarket solution: A big ugly reel mounted off the trunk like the spare tire on a Wrangler. Sell snarky covers as well. Something like “Everyone wants a longer cord”

Tyra-esque?

Dial 911? Whoah Einstein! That’s three whole numbers in a row. Whaddya think we are? Some sort of engineerin’ school with them fancy abacuses and whatnot?? Take yer big city ways outta the Hoosier state. We got no room for yer ARABIC numbers here!

I didn’t realize sketchy cell phone GPS apps qualify for Guinness....

I’m not defending sexual harassment - if you have to still say that - but this idea that you have to call out every single guy that’s ever done anything sleazy is a slippery slope.

That’s the problem with trying to appease both sides. You get shit on by both sides.

Fucking rich of Sam Ponder, enthusiastic Liberty University booster and alumna, to suddenly publicly give a shit about equality and the treatment of women.

Nails it.

Lenny Dykstra is disgusted by this blatant disregard for the law and civility.

Funny, I never really considered Knight to be much of a slugger.

He’ll be acquitted; the Nationals can’t beat anyone in October.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Obviously not the favourite, but 2:12 still respectable and well within recent winning times of the Venice Marathon..

Any article making such declarative claims should be written by (or at least run by—what happened to journalism?) a professional in venture capital and technology company valuation. The little bits cribbed from the source article in the Economist show clearly what the business strategy is for brands like Amazon,…

Love the pedal cars on the top. And those cars - like the Daytona in the foreground, look like they are driven regularily.

Especially the mayor of SF who regularly illegally parks so he can get a coffee and burrito.

Dodgers/Yankees World Series. Excuse me I’ll be in the corner chopping my dick off. It will be more enjoyable than this hell.

That seems like a fairly broad and ambiguous reason, I believe the main issue is “you piss us off so go away.”

a fun but ultimately pointless exercise

Bartolo definitely has the bigger colon..