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Dammit Colon its your job to get shit moving

I’ll bet the meeting would’ve been more productive had Colon not stupidly bitten into a slice of pizza.

According to one of Albert Breer’s league sources, the meeting “represented unprecedented dialogue with the players.”

I had a really tough instructor, imagine a guy sort of like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince, but meaner, and you get the idea. Anyway, his idea of a driver’s test was to put a hot Styrofoam cup of coffee on the dashboard (pre-airbags) and he basically said that as long as the coffee didn’t spill, I’d pass. Well, we had…

“A small minority is perfectly fine driving around without attire.”

Please do not drive down the road without attire either.

At least it cuts to the chase and gets them out a head of the problem.

You want to talk about wasted cars? Remember the Sultan of Brunai (and his fam)? They, at one point, had ten F1s (among many hundreds of other cars) many of which were and are wasting away, almost all completely undriven.

That’s not a car it’s a unicorn riding a double rainbow. Make sure to include an extra $1M for McLaren to go through it to certify for use.

Smart woman.

I was streaming from my phone to AppleTV and it started buffering pretty badly when Lackey started in and was vibing everyone. At one point, my wife was like, what’s the point? It’s pretty clear how this ends.

All this ‘matchup’ crap is getting into every manager’s thinking.. If the relief pitcher is good, why not leave him in? “Gotta get a righty-on-righty matchup!” Even if the pitcher SUCKS they seem to prefer the fucking matchup. Lackey LOVES giving up the homer in his first inning pitched.

Duensing was doing fine! Pitched around Puig—not the best baserunner to allow, but hey, there were worse outcomes. He was also keeping all of his pitches missing low.

Yeah it’s totally only blacks who get mistreated while flying. The reason? White males need to assert their dominance.

I guess with the two standing for the whole game, Carolina remains undefeeted.

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