You’re right, because Rockstar would charge $7.5 million and make you own properties and jump through hoops before you’re eligible.

Crown Royal would explain a lot actually.

nobody is investing in uber or lyft to burn money and see no return at the end of it; public or not, it’s the company’s obligation to make shareholders happy

You also have racists, soup tossers, and phone thieves. All in one video no less. Don’t sell the subway system short!

“If policymakers want to ensure that both ride-hailing and public transit complement one another, it’s something they should start addressing soon.”

So do taxis.

“Used Magnums”

He just needs to appease Jobu with some rum so his bat will not be scared anymore of the curveball

Dusty Baker not knowing the basic tenets of baseball management? Shocking.

When the excuses for Strasburg and the Nationals failure come later, listen for Dusty to blame the racists in Wrigley. Race card in 5,4, 3, 2 . . .

With these weak-ass lies, Baker would’ve been better to come up with something completely over-the-top, like Strasburg was pulled into a miniature black hole or something. If you’re going to lie like a toddler, at least go big with it.

If my salary was based on “performance-based criteria”, I’d basically be a volunteer. I.....burned out a while back.

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

Man, that’s a lot of manpower and weaponry.

 Its where I met your mom and I did some cruel and unusual shit to her.

The Five Hundred’s always memorable because you always think, Hey, remember that time Ford had all their model names begin with an F? Yeah, that’s when they called the Taurus a Five Hundred!

And collapse to this same Penguins team, I might add, because God hates the Caps.

Lindsey, like Houston, you are going to get swamped with “You mean Astros, not Tiger” comments. Too soon?

stoptimus prime