Anyone else kind of read the headline thinking, “There are teenage police officers that were sexually abused??”

Reaction to headline: Sky is also blue.

Yikes.

Hey Bu-uddy, it’s The Wea-sel.

Not sure the 2nd one will make it to the D League.

Didn’t stop in high school. Didn’t stop in college. Why should he stop in the pros.

Get turbo tattoo.....

And Rubens Barichello, Emerson Fittapaldi, Mario Andretti.

“He then allegedly asked the arresting officer how from from his house he was.”

Haha.......ok Kinja. Here on Jezebel you can click a link and save on underwear during a ‘....pretty solid Memorial Day Sale.’

You gotta be kitten me.

Nah, Clark is Hell.

That car is AWESOME. Hope those aren’t VR50 Gatorbacks on there...

This sounds awful.

I can see them at the local county fair for $15, while eating a Funnel Cake and drinking a beer for $10.

“What two of the world’s top drivers were doing at a Taco Bell is unclear.”

In the game of hockey, Sticks and stones are not breaking bones and names are hurting people.

After a thorough review, it is just a speaker from the base being flipped out..

And Teheran stays in the game for throwing at Bautista because of a fucking bat flip...

“No Floyd, beside the X, not under it.”