White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

Well, the whole time he was talking about the poltergeist, I was thinking about 10th grade English and how we called that the Houdini. I probably said almost exactly the same words Amy did and I’m pretty sure she didn’t plagiarize me...

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

I can’t really blame you.

Why not?

When I was 34 I took both of my parents with me to buy a new car. I knew everyone thought they were bankrolling me. They weren’t. I’m financially solvent, just emotionally bankrupt.

And I really wonder what justification they have for redacting everything.

shame

Actually think it’s an MRI visualization map of the administration’s remaining functioning brain cells.

Wouldn’t you like to know?

Sounds like they’re creating the next generation of GOP voters.

Yeah, blacking out the ENTIRE EMAIL is certainly going to make this better for them. It has to be so bad for them to have done this. Unimaginably bad. I can’t wait to see what they did.

is this a page number? did they redact a page number?

She declined to answer when asked if the magazine is profitable. “It’s challenging,” she said.

“There’s gravitas about the print page that you can’t replace.”

They didn’t choose the thug life...

Sounds like the doctor has been busy emailing.

Perfect.

What we have here is that Kelsey Grammer, a human man, is feeling jealous of and competitive with a dog.