no joke, just googled "Tom Servo SVU" because I was excited that Dick Wolf snuck him into an episode somewhere.

Whew; I was worried that I was the only one who'd like this show more without Piper.

Good!

When I was in high school, I wrote an entire play about my boyfriend dumping me. For whatever reason, the drama teacher thought it would be a good idea to put that piece of shit on stage.

I still cringe with embarrassment when I think about it, and it's been well over a decade.

Taylor. Katy. Learn from my mistakes. Cut…

When I was 17, I was very materialistic and ESPRITual.

there is nothing in this world cooler than a high-stakes jewelry heist.

that woman on white douchebag's left has some pretty awesome shoulders, tho'.

Or from a textbook describing sexism. Faceless, ass-first, half-naked in a row like cuts of meat under glass.

"Oh look. There's a new Robin Thicke."

It looks like an ad for Imodium.

That picture. These people are such trolls.

Honestly when it gets to be like month 900 of summer and it's so hot and I'm tired to fucking death of putting sunscreen on constantly, carrying around a little umbrella/parasol is delightful. Keeps you cool and safe from the sun!

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

i thought of rhyming it but dude's not worth it

prepare for how weird you're going to feel when you get the notification "John Boehner started following you."

Yeah, the only reason I'm considering buying new is that it holds it's value well enough that I'm not sure it's worth a few thousand in savings to buy 45k miles of someone else's problems.

Tracy, your article has forced me to acknowledge that class is actually a big deal in my relationship.

Unfortunately, I don't think kitty would die 5 hours later. She'd probably start eating you while you were still warm. I'm a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, I know. But I mean, if kitty dies and you follow suit.. True love, that.

True commitment. I'm now eating my Cheerios with tears in them.

Replace the dude with a cat and this is the story of my life... err, death.