So, to sum up: You're poor so you've lost the right to enjoy anything. Brand names are for winners.

I remember mycotoxins being listed as a reason not to give dry food to my cat when I was doing research on what food to feed.

I worked the snack bar at a movie theater. Most common order in this category: pail-sized popcorn with extra butter flavoring and a diet Coke.

I always appreciate anyone who's super open about who they really are. Kind of like rockstars. "Yeah, I sleep with tons of women, I cheat, I do drugs. So?" They're telling you who they are, upfront and they never really judge anyone. People who are way too self-righteous, too judgemental and so called "clean", are…

How could you even remake Now and Then? The entire premise of the movie is based on them not having any kind of crazy technology and instead having to go outside and actually do things. The story wouldn't work if they had cell phones or internet or anything like that. I AM CRANKY.

Monica Bellucci is absolutely stunning

And Run DMC and Aerosmith!

There were 1500 comments on this week's post—there was no way to go through all of them. In the previous weeks I have read them all, and I do not automatically choose the most starred. This week's selection does not reflect the most starred or most replied-to, either.

Is this real? I need this to be real

Spider Misandry!

That sounded like an awful thing to do right up until you mention the "punching holes in walls."

HA! Sorry, that might not be a appropriate response.

Jesus, those side effects. It always amused me that men have all this research int giving them boners, but boys...unless you have willing vagina to put them in, your out of luck. So how about some research for women with sexual dysfunction? It would benefit men just as much.

Lady Viagra, a 19th century virago of unfortunate sexual appetite, later went on to lead a pirate ship off the Libyan coast. After capture, she faked a pregnancy and escaped to Port Royal, where, after successfully running a granny-brothel, she went on to marry a plantation owner 40 years her junior.

Please tell me you're not sitting there waiting. Get your own counsel. Move back with family if you need to do it.

That's great and all but why do you think anyone (especially the author) needed to know, or even cares really, about your unwillingness to empathize or understand? Not every thought or feeling you have is important enough that you have to express it, especially when it only serves to compound someone else's trauma. I…

This is some brave shit.

Tuck some of these up there.

isn't she like, incredibly cold right now