I don't "get" Hamm or Cumberbatch, I find them to be super normal every day dudes and they do nothing for my lady parts. Jezebel can be a very lonely place for ladies like myself. 😭

Thetans at full blast. All Clear.

Wait, Jon Hamm's long-term GIRLFRIEND is in NEW YORK doing ACTING WORK while Hamm lives it up in LOS ANGELES, VISITING HER REGULARLY amid SUSPICION OF INFIDELITY. Is this LIFE MIRRORING ART or ART MIRRORING LIFE?

This comment deserves its own post. You win the special Carol Burnett gold sparkly star today:

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

Totally agree. If someone told me they had a manny, I'd ask why they skipped the pedi.

"She," who?

Except that Rachel has now driven Shawn into a lifetime of alcoholism and solitude. Damn the Rachels of the world.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

Takes from the Publix and gives to the public.

"....I haven't paid for chicken in almost a year."

ironically I think it is a Dolce and Gabbana

"just french kissing' is dude speak for they totally boned, just say'in

I think that Lindsay did sleep with Franco, but because she was underage at the time, he doesn't want to admit it. Ten years ago she would have been seventeen.

James Franco puts the "semen" in "semantics."

People like to shit on Howard, but I think he is a great interviewer. I found his Franco interview to be perfect while working on a boring-ass work project. Bababooey!

I got really excited because I thought Zac Efron got in a fight WITH Skid Row.

So it's just 20/30-something yuppies taking pictures of shit they own.

I hear it all ended with her looking like

Hand to heart truth. In Amsterdam I saw a very large woman, both weight and height wise (she had to be over six foot, and around 300 lbs of fat and raw muscle? Lady was built) drop her trousers and squat against the wall of my Hotel, while relieving herself of both Numbers 1 & 2. She was using her little person…