I usually do know it's happening. It took a while for me to be able to do that, though. I did wish someone would stick with me, and in fact blame myself for the destruction of all my relationships because of this.

Hmm. It varies from person to person, and there are a lot of different ways it affects a person, but personally, problems in relationships arise for me when I feel like I'm not in control of my emotions. The other person might say something innocuous, and I take it the wrong way, but depression takes it one step…

Look. If you're consulting your therapist (or your psychic or your astrologist) for thoughts on a dude, its time to move on. I wish a new movement of You're Just Not that Into Him would start. Wouldn't you rather eliminate drama from your life and free yourself to be able to have a functional and loving relationship?…

I had a similar situation. It's been horrible. In my case, I have the mood disorder, though, but regardless, it's ruined my life. It happened years ago.

I'm not Amy, but please just move on from this guy. Stop calling, stop messaging him, for the love of god don't show up to his shows. He broke up with you, appears to hate you, and won't speak to you. He is telling you loud and clear he does not want to be with you. What "small signs of hope" could you possibly be…

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.

I know if this proves anything other than that men suck at trying to be sexy. That is, when men put on sexiness as an affection, they often fumble and wind up coming off comical at best, creepy at worst. The peak of sexiness in men usually comes when they barely realize it.

I think someone just has jism on their dirty gutter mind.

I was somewhat skeptical until the basketball one. It's literally spewing from the crotchular area.

Milk life.

You'll forever be Lindy "Bukake" West to me from now on.

Maybe he realized that he actually did have feelings for her as soon as he got home on Friday and went through a hilarious two-day ordeal (with a cameo from Zach Galifianakis) trying to return her items?

This title should say "Idris Elba and His Girlfriend Had the Cutest Baby in History." We can say this with 100% confidence without having seen any pictures. Their baby probably makes every other baby look like a tiny pile of garbage.

The Mansons are gonna get her this season, I'm positive. Or they might get Roger. Mansons gonna get somebody.

Goddamn, I love Roger. Unabashedly. I can't help myself.

HOW MANY BROTHERS DOES HE HAVE?!?!?

Also: Douchebag California Pete

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Two entire pineapples??? My mouth and tongue are basically covered in infected taste buds and canker sores just hearing about that.

Well then. No.