What?? And the poor girl is just smushed beneath?? My neck hurts just thinking about it.

Yeah, I could live without it. Oh, I do.

YOU ARE ON IT, DAMN.
Yes, it's always been like that for me. 'Dude, I'd rather just try to give you a blowjob than have you think you are getting me off with that half-assed and uncomfortable effort you're putting in to eating me out.'

That was great...but who did a lankier lip sync than Stephen Merchant? WHO?!

I approve this thread discussion about Paul Rudd's pants.

You do realize that you can engage a real live person with a sex toy, right? Sex toys don't actually have to be used solo.

My bullies visited almost every torture imaginable on me, for the high crime of being bookish, chubby and weird. Two boys threatened to come to my house and slit my throat. There was no reason or provocation, beyond simple bloodlust. Most people are made of shit, releasing their bile on the nearest target.

See, to me, if it doesn't work as a strap-on it's fucking useless. Since it also doesn't vibrate, this thing is just a waste of perfectly good wood.

Yes, yes you are. Vibes for life.

I'm in complete agreement with you.

Right? That's a whole lot of work for me with little payoff.

If it doesn't vibrate it ain't worth it.

Can you play the kazoo?

I want to join a leprechaun Orchestra now.

Erzsébet Báthory Cleansing Wash pour Homme.

Florida: where you can kill a man and yet only be convicted of attempted murder.

I'm sure there was. I mean, I am happy with how I look, and I get the general message, but if someone gave me some awesome professional photos I would be like "F yeah!" and change my profile pic. Yes, curves and freckles are beautiful and all, but if someone wants to erase my acne scars and make my skin look radiant…

I think that's been my only major takeaway from all of this, Mia Farrow and Woody Allen seem like pretty terrible people.

My favorite PSH character...

My favorite line was, "Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch, who likes hard alcohol, big dicks, and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she offered the Grim Reaper a hand-job."