If No Face was a really messy eater.

Is anyone else reminded of a more colorful version of this?

I'm down with the Rock-A-Doodle.

Would have preferred to see Miley styled like Rooster from Annie.

Beaches should not be private, they should be available for everyone to enjoy. In Hawaii all beaches are public. The land and properties adjacent to the beach can be private, but the shoreline itself is public. Thats the way it should be. Fuck rich celebrities buying up all this land and property and keeping it…

It must have an app for extra absorbance. :P

Feminine hygiene leads to feminine hijinks.

I was scrolling down looking for EJO! Thank you!

Lovin' this post and the discussion that follows.

Also:

I mean seriously….

Equal time for the otherwise inclined:

This man. Imagine being in bed with him while he sings to you. Hallejuah...

im super late to the party, but I discovered Scott Bakula this year, and it is deep and it is real. I would bang him 12 ways to Sunday and back.

And David Bowie (66).

Dita, Dita, Dita,

To anyone who disrespects Queen Dolly!

Honey, I feel ya. My eyes kept going to that seam and asking "Really? We couldn't just have a sheer panel that attached at the side there? Because I have seen it done." It made the dress have a Project Runway feeling.

WHY ARE WE ASKING ABOUT HER BUSH AND HER ASS AND NOT ASKING ABOUT THAT GODDAMN GODAWFUL SEAM ON THE SIDE OF THE DRESS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!