I first saw her in "Play Misty For Me." Glenn Close had nothing on her.

EVERYTHING about how they are doing this is exciting to me. The recent character posters: brilliant. Releasing this outtake: brilliant. Netflix is crushing it. I now fully surrender my Memorial Day weekend. You win Mitch Horowitz. You fucking win the Internet forever.

I learned everything i know today about improving my bust from Judy. Sigh.

Um, YOU'RE WELCOME, Jezebel, for the CatShark video.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I've been my kid's best friend her whole life and she's totally...

In that E! article about her pregnancy, she says that her mom has been giving her parenting advice. DO THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, ALEXIS!

Well - she's right on one thing: she possesses neither depth nor substance.

I was looking at this photo and somehow my underwear disappeared. Uncanny.

IT'S 2013 WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT SONIC YOUTH OH MY GOD

True Story: After a show (2008-9?) I went up to them outside and asked, "Can I take a picture with you?" Meaning the royal 'You'. Kim was behind Thurston, so it could have appeared I was only talking to him. She imperceptibly half-rolled her eyes and continued to the car. I was bummed to not get a picture with her and…

"And she clearly needs to do a few belly crunches, ugh that roll...maybe some laser lipo would be better though..."—Assholes.

She's turning into such a lovely sex object.

This is the best thing I have ever seen. It's like the anti-Boston Bombing.

Fortunately, her hypocrisy is free-range.

I missed the part where Timothy McVeigh was a Muslim.

Did you not see the other article they've already posted today about the Boston Marathon suspects? I'm glad for these articles; I don't want non-stop coverage of a subject where they don't actually fucking reveal anything and just have to play for time - you know, like everything Fox News and CNN do with every news…

Apparently Nova Scotia and Steubenville share more than just inept instruction in basic grammar.

Sad and tragic.

Oh man like a quirkier (and possibly better) Anchorman!

This is ABSOLUTELY the wrong response- but I really want Christopher Guest to make a movie about a morning show now. Catherine O'Hara as the ousted reporter, replaced by Parker Posey- Eugene Levy and Bob Balaban as on air talent, and Jennifer Coolidge and Jane Lynch as producers and Michael McKean and Fred Willard and…