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Is that a laden or unladen raven?

On a related note I’ve just been to the Game of Thrones Tapestry at the Ulster Museum In Belfast. Belfast is my home town and it’s where they film most of the show. The landscapes of Northern Ireland act as stand in for Westeros. The Tapestry It’s over 70 metres long and it is made from Irish Linen using traditional

It must be because women secreted an adhesive substance from their nethers. That’s the only possible explanation.

If someone came at my labia (majora or minora) with a glue gun, I’d kick him in the nuts.

I think I’ve heard of Muse. I’m not sure I would call Eminem a “rap god”. I didn’t know Korn, Jimmy Eat World, and Fatboy Slim were still making music.

Part of the problem is that we care more about the impact of his decisions than he does. That’s not how it’s supposed to work. We hired him to care on our behalf so we could watch Netflix and eat burritos. Instead he’s the one watching TV and eating shitty food while we agonize over the fate of our nation.

This is a bummer man.......

wait... so this is like a glue that holds the menstruation until you piss? uhh..

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

Tell me about it. I know they have all the nannies that money can buy, but at some point you have to interact with your kids, and they are just exhausting.

You know I just can’t see what they might have in common…

Yeah, he’s kind of my new favorite politician. That’s like Scotland level profanity.

I walk around singing about how stuff is “SHINY!”

Kids these days with their “FaceSpace” and their “EMD music” and their “Marijuana Vape Sticks” and their “getting raped.”

I know! Its not social media that caused this, Judge Dumbass. Its the fact that kids are educated now about sexual assault and told to report it. I know women in their 40s and 50s who were molested and kept it quiet because NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT BACK THEN. Hell, I learned my great grandmother was raped at age 9

I was in a really bad mood when I went to see it and ended up being heartwarmed and amused against my will, like, how dare you, how dare you turn out to actually be a spirited and beautiful delight of a film. The soundtrack is amazing and I cannot go a full week without my head demanding that I CONSIDER THE COCONUT

Well I am with him on one thing— Moana was incredible! I finally saw it the other day and have been singing the songs ever since (also randomly tearing up when I remember certain parts).

There is no fucking way Warren is not running in 2020... they are setting her up and she is rising to the occasion.