How about this:

Unappreciative cunts.

Kylie’s been trading as a famous mononym for decades. So many good songs but I like the moody ones like Confide In Me and the duet with Nick Cave, Where The Wild Roses Grow.

Given that Martin Luther King Jr. Day just passed and it’s Black History Month, I feel that this quote is particularly appropriate:

Five kids by three women, all of whom he’d cheated on, would have been the beginning and end of the story for Obama. The baby daddy jokes (married or not) would be endless. If he refused to release his tax returns, (white) people would speculate that it was because he was a drug dealer who only has cash income. If he…

I know it does right now but I promise there’s a light at the end of the tunnel! And I always found it helped to admit that it really does suck sometimes. You’ll get through it - I promise. Until then, have some hugs from a random internet twin mom.

She’s an overachiever

I mean damn! Maybe a boy, but a daughter? Impressive!

That would be a great twitter hashtag or tumblr site. “Failed Negging.”

The thing is, a lot of those in flyover country actively don’t care. My family are primarily farmers, and they’re the least environmentally responsible people I know. They bemoan the bans on DDT and parathion, even though more than a few people in their local areas were killed or became seriously ill thanks to that…

One of the worst things that has happened in our democratic discourse is what I like to call the “stupidman” fallacy.

I hope you get arrested. What sort of monster puts their daughter in the washing machine? And then throws her away after she inevitably gets injured?

NOt just your daughter! I had to wash my son’s pillow after he wet the bed once. It must have gotten jammed up under the rubber seal of my stupid front-loader (came with the house. My old top loader and my old dishwasher are the only things I miss). Anyway, it came out BROWN. And no further washing, with a ton of…

They did Nazi that coming.

We should just agree to disagree that the non-white races are inferior and must be purged. Is that asking too much in the name of civilized discourse?

Why are these universities even booking him to begin with? The likelihood that there is going to be a protest and the fallout in the press is almost certain...moreso at a place like Berkeley.

I stopped using feather pillows because I got a feather in my ear (one poked up through the pillow) and had to go to the emergency room to get it removed.

Fake feathers are def. washable. Memory foam too. Regular foam gets fucked and gets lumpy. I’ve never tried real feathers cause I am cheap.

Slightly off topic, but staying on theme. Do you wear shoes in the house after going outside?

Steve Bannon looks like your mom’s cousin that you’re not supposed to be alone with.