As the father of a 6 week old, if you put the button from The Box in front of me, and instead of a million dollars, you offered me 7 hours of continuous sleep, I would press it every night.

You can make fun of the My Brest Friend pillow, the Boppy, and the Jumperoo all you want, but they made that first year so much more bearable.

This isn’t surprising at all. He’s “The Donald” after all. As sick as it makes me, I can get into his mindset and fully understand why he would forbid any oppo research on himself. He thought he was safe because he’s Donald Trump, and no one stands up to Donald Trump. And if someone does, he sues them into the next…

The UK parliament has no such legal obligation to carry it out on the basis of an advisory referendum. They could reject it tomorrow, with the only caveat being that the voters could get the last laugh in the next election.

She’s still a horrible person.

Who picks these Double Creatures anyway? There are other creatures than just cats and dogs.

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

Yeah, rich people problems is “What type of champagne should I serve at the party?”. This was an actual ordeal.

《Guy Fawkes Night, or Bonfire Night, is still celebrated every November 5》

I am always infinitely grateful that there are people out there whose brains work in a way that allows this sort of stuff to come about. I could barely follow a tutorial in how to make a pillow case yesterday, and these folks are coming up with trick and kill games with viruses.

I fucking love science!

I’m such a dork. I should laugh, but all I can think is “but those would be identical twins”. Shut up brain and let me enjoy.

It’s going to be so funny when we are old ladies and “Tiffany” is a retro name that cool parents think is cool.

Every time I hear/read the word “autumn” I think of this

It’s true. It’s nature’s way of keeping them alive.

I have 3. The entertainment isn’t so much constant as it is well timed in fits and bursts to remind you that you love them and would regret abandoning them to be raised by wolves.

I saw a tweet that said that she was wearing a suit made from the blood of men who had underestimated her.

EVERYBODY FORM A PROTECTIVE CIRCLE AROUND CHRIS PRATT AND ANNA FARIS!