Oh hey there Ulster! That's some great shit you got going on there. Your backwards attitude is why my little cousin has 2 babies by 2 different dads by her 19th birthday, and why her mum is a grandma at 38. Good stuff. Love it.

do you suppose my complete lack of penis means that id get in for free?

Small animals on the whole make terrible pets. I had rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters both dwarf and normal and gerbils over my childhood (parents refused me a dog). All were shitty pets. They bit, had no affection for humans, and generally were asleep all day and awake all night. The only small animal I'd recommend is…

Ugh he is such a dick.

girl, that'd be the best. This story has upset me a lot. I keep imagining how desperate their parents must be. If I was religious I'd be praying hard right now.

Oh I see. You're a racist, ignorant American troll. You've probably never even been to Europe, let alone London. As you were.

Well I'm British, and I live in London near these girls. Fuck anyone who doesn't want to let them come home where they belong. Tolerating Islam? You do realise that you are talking about not tolerating a billion people? That the vast vast vast majority of British Muslims are chill as hell? That these girls are…

Are you english?

David Cameron has released a statement saying that Britain will give all possible help to these girls and their families, as well as saying our whole society has a role to play in the fight agains extremism. Not just Muslims, but all of Britain. So yes, we do take responsibility for these girls. They're British…

I live about 10 minutes from these girls. I want them back. They are 15. They're just babies. Stupid foolish ignorant kids. I can't even imagine what is waiting for them over there and neither can they. When the reality of what they have done sinks in, they have got to have a way out. They are British, Londoners, and…

Flights to Turkey from London in February are cheap as hell, under £100. I am surprised that minors can just board a flight with no input from any adult.

Absolutely they should be brought back. They're just kids. I cannot even imagine the terror their parents must be going through. Yes they're stupid and reckless and so so foolish but they're babies and they need to be brought home now.

Its just down the road from me!

Yup and yup. Never have any of my friends found a lover of mine to be remotely sexy. I also never fancy their guys. We will never fall out over a man!

scorplings make them sound adorable

I would hesitate before taking my toddler to fucking McDonalds, she's that disruptive. A fashion show?? Are they insane?

Exactly this. Most women are disconnected from the realities of birth and have a lot of fear surrounding it. Doulas are (or should be) experienced in alleviating this fear and helping the birth to run smoothly. They provide the kind of service that elder women in the communities used to do, but now our society is so…

Do you mean Johnson's? Definitely not, that has SLS in it for sure. I used this http://www.greenpeople.co.uk/organic-childr… but anything organic/sulphate free will be similar. Try your local hippy/health food shop.

SLS= sodium laurenth sulphate (sp?). It's the stuff in shampoo and soap that makes it foamy and it's in nearly everything. All the stuff I was using for dermatitis was basically making it worse. I started using my daughters organic sulphate free kids shampoo and bingo! But for me, sulphates were exacerbating it but…

Unless you're in the UK in which case, yes you do totally get a pass because that's what it means.