I....I mean...I don't even know what to say. I'm completely amazed that any American woman ever has kids, and I take my fucking hat off to you if you have had a baby and gone back to work at only 6 weeks. This shit is not fair, it's not right and you shouldn't have to do this.

How have I missed this show? It sounds perfect

Eyeliner when moving is super hard! I am definitely impressed

if it's a choice between looking like a disorganised skank and getting up 15 minutes earlier- yeah, I'll go with skank

Yeah I agree. I do genuinely have sympathy for men whose partners choose to abort against their wishes. Maybe I should say responsible, would actually be good fathers kind of men. But there's no other way. We bear the whole burden of foetus growing and birth, and most of the childcare. Having children impacts far more…

I put my make up on. I don't curr

Round of applause for you

She brutally mutilated him and then was allowed into his hospital room? How did she get anywhere near him? How come her scissors were so sharp? Mine don't even cut hair. Can you get a penis prosthesis? Can they grow one on the back of a mouse? I have many questions.

Poor baby. I'd be so pissed about that. You don't go raising kids hopes like that.

Me too. Had my kid and a couple if her school friends as flower girls. Done. My husband didn't even have a best man as he had too many close friends and couldn't choose. It was the mellowest.

translation- she smells £££$$$€€€

Aw shit. They both just seem really sad that they've broken up and can't make it work. I feel bad for them both.

Sure we do, but it's a word with multiple meanings and has been used to mean coward for hundreds of years.

Ricky Gervais can get away with a lot. He's got that going on.

I totally did not get this joke. Anybody enlighten me?

Agh this is so good! So fascinating. The courage that plan must have taken! So clever, so strong, so brave.

I am an atheist but I work in a church and the vicar/reverend is the coolest. There are signs up everywhere with renaissance pictures of the Virgin Mary breastfeeding that say 'if it was good enough for our Lord, it is good enough for us'. He was also one if the first gay couples to get married in the UK and has been…

Hi! I am English, and pussy in this sense means 'like a pussy cat' or somebody lacking fight or bottle. But thanks for the word policing.

What the fuck?? It's possible to get pregnant whilst already pregnant? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

well, I didn't even know that extracts had alcohol in them, so I learned something today