In a fricking loin cloth. I've seen that film so many times and never noticed him. Must've been blinded by Gerard Butler's shiny shiny abs

Hang on. Hang on. Micheal Fassbender was in 300? How the fuck did I not realise this?

That was so good, thank you. I think that is why her book struck such a chord in me. I did have a single story of 'Africa', and her book challenged that. It's beautifully written and so interesting. She is a real powerhouse of a writer.

I am in there like swimwear

Yes, sorry, you're right. It is a novel.

I just finished a great book on the different attitudes to race in Africa (Nigeria specifically) and the US/UK. It's called Americanah- I highly recommend.

Did you see what Farage said about breastfeeding mothers? He is basically encouraging establishments to break the law by saying they should be able to ask women to move/cover up. Even Cameron thinks women should be able to breastfeeding where and how they like. When you're less progressive than the fucking Tories, my…

I read her article and she is very sweet with an interesting job. The clip from Crank though, with Jason Statham, is the grossest fucking thing ever.

I'm really surprised actually. I didn't even know there was an abortion debate happening in the UK. I thought abortion and contraception were pretty much the status quo. Where has this come from?

There isn't much of a national debate on abortion. Definitely not on birth control. I remember the Tories trying to push all women seeking an abortion into mandatory counselling. We can't afford to counsel people who are suicidal, but we can afford that? Anyway, it never happened obviously, but any pro life presence…

Even the scumbag assholes here are relatively polite! We'll force you to look at mangled foetuses, but it's rude to interrupt.

Sad face: we have anti abortion protesters here. I never knew that.

Slightly riskier in 1st time mothers. Not 2nd time mothers who these recommendations were aimed at

Actually lots of birth centres in the UK are attached to hospitals. They're basically just a different ward. So if anything were to go wrong, you would get wheeled across a corridor.

Well, the booze tampons are obviously for drugs as they're too small for alcohol. They look discreet and air tight. I like!

Woah. That is seriously airing your shit in public. From everyone

Emma Watson can do so much better

I hate stand up on the whole, but I adore adore adore Chris Rock. A good comedian should be a philosopher, pointing out the truth about life in a hilarious and painful way. Louis CK and Bill Hicks do this too. Most stand ups (that I've seen) just talk about themselves. Look outside yourself people, you'll be much…

I have always had a soft spot for Snookie. She was the only one out of that nightmare of a line up that seemed like a decent person underneath

Even having Blunt for a last name can't make this guy interesting