I would love to say that I could never imagine getting intoxicated at the zoo and attempt to enter the penguin pool. But I'd be lying.

Me too. This story is too many shades of sad and fucked up

Even if you were worried about your child, unless you found them torturing a cat or something, how could you possibly think them capable of murder? No parent would think that about their child without overwhelming evidence.

I still listen to the soundtrack! So many great bands. It introduced me to Leonard Cohen and the Cowboy Junkies. Those songs still give me goosebumps. So beautiful.

your girlfriend sounds exactly like me, down to the diet and the love of Trent Reznor. May I congratulate you on your taste in women :)

I think it's less a macho thing and more a little boy thing. Their mummy's never forced them to eat veggies and so they never learned to like them.

lol, I never even notice the belly button ring anymore! I used to have a bunch of piercings including my tongue and lip- they all bit the dust but this one remains, I think because it's so unobtrusive I forget about it.

I took the piercing out when pregnant!

Yes, I've thought about it. Pale skin and dark hair is ideal for laser. TBH though nobody ever sees it. I'm a mum of 2 in my 30's, my midriff baring days are pretty over. High waisted bikinis for the win!

it is a fucking lobster! Gutted. A guy once asked me 'is your star sign cancer, or do you just like crabs?' I had to explain that is wasn't actually a shell fish but was in fact a VERY COOL AND BADASS TATTOO

oh yeah, hers looked great. I stand by my inspiration. Zero points for execution though sadly

Probably going to dox me but who cares:

phew, Wikipedia says they can be called either. I was questioning literally everything I knew to be true.

Wait- what? A baby fox is called a cub! Right??

Yup. Purposely getting pregnant after 3 c sections is negligent as hell. I agree with you that the hospital did the right thing, although it shouldn't come to that. Do what is right for yourself and your other children lady.

I would like to see the stats on uterine rupture risk after multiple c-sections. It's my understanding that pretty much all forms of birth are risky as hell after 3 c sections. Anybody have any research to hand?

that hat though..... :/

I've never heard of him but I think I love him

DUDE

oh my god. You've seen some dicks! SCALES?? And surely warts are an obvious no no...damn