Well I'm straight and butt sex has definitely got it's time and place in our house, normally when I'm drunk and ovulating.

I totally agree. Both my kids have names like that, they're normal but unusual.

I love Anne Hathaway. There. I finally said it.

UGH my name was the most popular in the UK in the late 70's early 80's. There were like 10 of us in my year at school and I'm still bitter about it.

Although now I see the gif, I realise my daughters name covered France in the early 60's. I'll sit down now.

I know so many fucking baby Emma's. It's called originality people!

sexy is sexy in any ethnicity. If you've got a handsome face and broad shoulders, then chances are: you're sexy!

Brandon Lee was the most beautiful man. The 15 year old goth me never got over his death

I'm there

There can't be a person alive that actually enjoys James Joyce. I also hate Hemingway and Joseph Conrad. And fucking Brideshead revisited. This is much easier than choosing a favourite book.

wait, what? That Rudy dude is getting out??

When they make no sense! http://gawker.com/what-is-going-…

What an absolute cunt. By the way, I live in Dalston too. Hi!

huh. I always thought he was gay

if you can feel it, it's not in far enough. I cut the stem/tail bit right off. Fold it in half to insert, shove it in as far as you can, then when it opens out, pull it down slightly to create suction which holds it in place and stops leaks. To take it out you grab the bottom and squeeze. This breaks the suction and…

True, and even when you are qualified the job is incredibly tough and takes up so much of your time. My best friend is a primary school teacher and only now, 5 years after qualifying, does she finally have a handle on the job. Her teacher training years and first years teaching were the worst of her life, and she is…

if I can help, I will, but I haven't started training yet! I know that it is very competitive in midwifery training, although I don't know about nursing. I am doing an Access to HE course in Nursing and Midwifery; if you have no experience in the field, and/or unsuitable qualifications, they're a great way to get up…

Wow. A girl gets stabbed and you somehow make this about you?

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Thank you! I also am so proud of the NHS, I think it's the best social endeavour our country has ever seen. I hope the Tories don't succeed in fucking it up completely :(