God give me the confidence of a white man telling a successful singer what taste in music she should have.

Team Under The Tuscan Sun here - “Polonia!”

I always thought a woman's mid-life crisis was when a woman realizes she does 90% of the housework and childcare and divorces her husband's who "never saw that coming." 

And Tori Spelling has a small part a a non-Beverly Hills scout. I LOVE this movie and saw it in the theater when I was 12.  Probably one of the first times I was dropped off at the movies with my friends. 

Shake the maaaan’s hand, and let’s be AWWNN OUR WAY.

Officer, stop that girl! She’s stealing the scene!

Can I just say that I’m ashamed that I forgot about this iconic scene:

I hope when the time comes his passing is as easy as it can be under the circumstances. He deserves that and so much more for being strong and loving enough to not subject you to the horrors he endured. He sounds like a wonderful man, and a great father. 

I had nothing like the traumas you had, but having already lost my father to a viciously metastasizing melanoma 10 years back* I would suggest sooner than later.

Don’t mush your baby, Duchess Meghan !!!

I’m honestly not too surprised over Streisand’s comments. She, like my parents, probably believe that all rapists hide in dark alleys at night and strike at random and all pedophiles are complete strangers who wear trenchcoats and sniff bicycle seats. A sexual predator is never someone you know, but if it is, then…

I’m so confused. I mean, women manage to do this all the time (and are often expected to, by men) but you...can’t even imagine doing it?

Tristan Thompson is in the middle of a near-max, five year, $82 million contract with the Cavaliers. He’ll make about $16 million this year from basketball alone, plus whatever endorsement deals he has. I think he’ll be OK without Kardashian money.

You guys know my horror story: I was barely 25 weeks pregnant (3.5 months to go) when my blood pressure rose up into the sky and then my baby’s placenta tried to kill us both, shutting my organs down one by one. We survived - 10-day hospital stay for me, 180 for baby, but we made it. Pregnancy is scary as all fuck and…

My mother never taught me how to cook. When I got older and I asked her why, she said I never seemed interested, which is true. But I was never interested in laundry or mopping or cleaning bathrooms, either, but she made me do all that shit.

It really is a great way to save a ton of money, all while eating incredibly well.

I’ve gotten grief for being adamant about teaching my daughters how to cook because “women don’t NEED to cook to feed men” but I’m teaching them because they NEED to be able to feed themselves. Yes, restaurants exist but I grew up broke so it’s hard to break the “Hay comida en la casa” mentality.

I’m hoping this scandal can open up the door for American teens to start getting the gap year. Seriously, every teenager deserves at least one year off between HS and college and really figure out what they want out of college. Sure, rich kids can go on a year back pack through Europe or whatever, but even working…

Well damn, good on you! I would kill to be in the kind of shape where I could double as Isla Fisher!

Their parents committed several instances of actual fraud to get them accepted. That’s why there’s a scandal. Like, we’re talking about ringers taking their SATs for them, heads being photoshopped onto other people’s bodies in order to make it look like they participated in various school sports, etc. It was genuinely…