I’m always struck by how boring the lives of *most* rich people seem. It’s like being mega-wealthy eliminates the need to have any kind of imagination.

He was absolutely insufferable on Real Housewives, and that says a lot. He did some kind of house concert and demanded complete quiet from the guests. It’s show tunes, dude. Show tunes. 

The short answer is that David Foster has a lot of ex-wives.

Is it odd that I think Kylie Jenner’s life seems really boring? I mean I know she has a gajillion dollars and a big house but I hope she gets some hobbies. Maybe join a book club or learn guitar or paint seascapes because at 20 her life seems on loop with boy trouble, lip kits and her super controlling momager. She is…

I am not saying she is a good person because she is obviously a woman who endangers her children or that her ‘sketti is not DISGUSTING but marinara sauce, traditionally, does include sugar to balance out the acidity of the tomatoes. 

Geno Doak sounds like the name of an alien in a Star Wars movie. 

I still think about this shirt.  God, what a butthole!  And like, if you’re going to be a gross butthole and wear that shit in public to poke at the woman who’s man you’re sleeping with, at least try a little harder on the execution.  Jesus. 

I wish there was a better way to phrase it because with all the shit her parents pulled to get her into the school hearing she’s on an officials yacht makes it sound like something even more untoward was going on.

No, it’s not. Olivia is the classic old lady name that became cool again, and not everyone named Jade is a stripper. <sensitive mom whose daughter’s middle name is Jade as an homage to her grandmother and has had to deflect those comments for 15 years>

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.

Nope. Which is why this scandal will be a plus for her in the long run. When you make money off being famous getting more attention is only a good thing. We’ve seen this path walked before. It was forged by Paris Hilton and then paved with gold by the Kardashians. I wouldn’t be surprised if Olivia Jade gets an E…

Buying a building benefits future students, bribing somebody just benefits them.

“Because I, too, have a mediocre child who would’ve never gained her level of success but for nepotism and privilege!”

Literally just status. It’s sad.

This has been bumming me out. The way he got so upset he ran away and now he’s still pursuing her gives me such bad vibes. I really hope she says no means no, but I’m sure she’ll go along with the story they’ve been pushing that it’s romantic for men to obsessively pursue women after they say no. Disgusting. 

My theory on Colton’s virginity has actually evolved over the course of the season. At the beginning, I assumed he was a deeply closeted gay man, but by the finale, after a thorough examination of all available evidence, I’ve concluded that he’s actually a small boy magically transformed into an adult man - a la Big -…

This is so irritating. Here I am, trying to teach my kids that “No” is a complete sentence and national television is telling them the opposite. This is so gross and toxic and I’m glad I don’t watch this shit. 

i have a trick: on desktop, if you hover over the link with your cursor, the url will appear in the lower left. usually these are v descriptive so you can see who/what the subject line is and decide if you want to click through.

They’re the *worst*!