This! My doctor has me on the Candida diet to try and curb a pretty severe psoriasis outbreak and I am JUST SO ANGRY AT EVERYTHING 😤😡🤬

He looks so young there! One of my proudest fame-adjacent moments was when I met David Byrne at ACL fest almost a decade ago. He came peddling up on his bike to one of the backstage areas, and a dudebro friend of a friend knew what a fan I was, so dudebro tried to embarrass me by calling out “David!” (WHAT ITS MR…

Ginger hair is weird. My husband was super ginger when he was younger, but now he’s an undercover ginger (brown hair on his head with red and brown body hair). I think it depends on the person as they age - some stay red, some go darker, and others go strawberry blond. ¿Quien sabe?

I have 2 boys, and whenever people ask me if we’re going to try for a girl, I tell them that IMO the only thing worse than 2 boys is 3 boys. My youngest is 8 months and absolutely adorable, but NO THANK YOU!

It’s not your fault. Your father’s actions are not your fault. Your mother loved you and wherever she is she still does. Sending love your way 💕

Fuck. I don’t know how you feel/felt about having children, but I had a missed miscarriage at the end of the first trimester and it fucking sucked, so I’m sorry for your loss if you think of it that way and for your pain no matter what.

Causing offense isn’t about intent tho, right?

I had a stuffed polar bear named Personal Pancakes (I was 8, dont @ me) that my great aunt Mayme gave my big brother for Xmas one year and I bought him of my bro for a dollar. PP (again, yes I hear it now but I swear I didn’t then) went with me to camps, sleepovers, etc. forever. I was active in speech and debate in…

As a mom of a 9 day old baby and a 2.5 year old, I’m right there with you. That guy can demand 7-8 hours of sleep a night bc he has hired someone to watch his kids while he sleeps. Must be nice.

My mom and my aunt have small chests. I got my grandma’s floppy titties. They were nice in my 20s, but damn if my mom and her sister don’t still have FABULOUS tits well into their 70s while mine need to be rolled up and tucked into a bra at 37.

Planned obsolescence? No idea, but it’s really annoying.

Not the OP, but our 2.5 year old’s room is across the living room from us, and both my husband and I are pretty deep sleepers, which is why we had to buy a new monitor when ours pooped out after a year and a half. Plus, he’s not in his crib anymore, and if he gets up and walks over to our room when he wakes in the…

My sweet husband was trying to be helpful and washed my new bathing suit. On the sanitary cycle. With the towels. And then put it in the dryer. He was so proud of himself for helping my pregnant ass out that I almost felt bad for yelling at him for having ruined it. Almost.

Especially when Raven was talking shit about Kristina to the other girls from 5 feet away and then started yelling at her “you just don’t want to hear the truth!” when Kristina called her on it. Like, the girl just got dumped on national television. Maybe you could try to empathize instead of laughing about it with…

I hear you. I was one of those who entertained fears of my possible infertility bc although I was never very consistent about taking the pill, I never had any real pregnancy scares. Then when we started trying to get pregnant, I got knocked up right away. Hell w #2 we only had sex THREE TIMES that month and I’m 32…

The actress who played Cynthia was GREAT in Crazyhead, if you haven’t seen it.

Similar thing happened to me at 15 - crowd surfing at No Doubt and some douche flipped me over face down, and all but 2 of the buttons on my shirt got torn off. The security at the rail literally had to pry peoples’ hands off of my body to get me out of there. Huh, I’d managed to block out that memory until I read…

My dad also made this joke and insisted he want to high school with Ima. What is it with Texas dads?

Texan here: I have a cisgender friend with short hair who was literally carded by security at the airport in the woman’s bathroom bc someone complained about her being in there. The security guard who came in to confront her was a man because we are living in bizarro world.

That was the first thing my husband said when he turned around - while I was screaming GENDRY GENDRY GENDRY! I don’t see it, but you’re not the only one who did.