No fucking way Charlotte wears that to a dinner at Thackeray’s. TRUST.

If I were in the Everglades yeah I’d realize it. Also, like, you know those big like gates over the back of pools in Florida to keep the gators out? That would remind me. But in Disney world? It just wouldn’t occur to me. I don’t live with them, so without the reminder of A. you are in the wilderness like the…

I don’t understand why these weren’t in place before this. Even the dinky pond at the fenced in dog park in my neighborhood has a sign-and a gator. Every body of water bigger than a puddle has a gator in it, whether you see it or not. But I make this assumption based on living in Florida. If I was from Nebraska, how…

Will Iggy Azalea ever accomplish something that isn’t followed by a heavy sigh on the part of the person reading about it?

I love that Amber and Wiz seem to be getting along and co-parenting phenomenally. Loads of respect to these two! My parents divorced when I was 7 and always did a great job of keeping their personal grievances with each other private. I think it goes a long way to having a well adjusted kid.

Sounds like the wolf was in bad shape and pretty hungry. Glad it wasn’t me and my dog. She’s 10lbs but thinks she’s the size of a bear and would have quickly become the wolf’s first course.

But what do you do when the hipsters invade from Bushwick?

I am sure the large male audience over at gizmodo has trouble believing that women are capable of anything even remotely badass. We're here to look pretty only ladies!

Your grandma is a warrior.

Barnaby recommends bringing a gun to the Canadian woods if you’re mushroom picking, as bears are unreliable weaponry.

This kind of shit right here is the only situation where I’d consider have a gun on me (once I learned how to use it properly of course). Imagine hiking or getting into the woods by yourself and getting into this sort of situation with no recourse *shudder*

I think it’s weird that people other than your brother were expected to give gifts and participate. Mother’s/Father’s Day is really just for gifts from your kids and baby-making partner. The once exception being single parents whose kids are too young to organize anything for the day on their own. Then it’s a nice…

Don’t do it if you’re not feeling it. I gave my husband a pity BJ after our second son was born when I totally wasn’t into it and still feel vaguely bitter about it 2 years later.

I definitely think that’s weird! I was pregnant last year on Mother’s Day and Father’s Day and there was nothing more than a cursory, “We’ll have a kid by this time next year, whoa,” on both occasions.

Yep. That and large segments have such a problem with sex, see it as so filthy and shameful that they can’t imagine any respectable mother engaging in it enthusiastically. Enjoying sex is for dirty women, not for the upstanding and respectable ones. Must be why MILF porn is so popular — so taboo!

Honestly, I thought that was more about how tiring it is to put a kid to bed. I barely feel human after that sometimes.

I’m impressed you’ve got it together enough to open the laptop and comment, let alone read shit. Congrats and way to go!

Uh, yeah. Isn’t Father’s Day essentially a kid holiday? My only obligation there is to help facilitate my kids plans and gift giving ideas. Now I am not objecting to the need to kick the kids to the curb and have more sexy-times with their dad. But Father’s Day seems like a weird day to do it. I mean...uh...how does…

If there were a shorter distance to travel between putting the kids to bed as mom and entering the bedroom as sexy woman.

Uuuuuuuum, isn’t father’s day about children giving their fathers gifts? And if too young, the other parent (or other main caregiver/s) does it on their behalf? Seems weird to give your partner sex on your kids behalf, no?