I signed in to star this. Had to.

AND, best of all- she is my birthday twin. Happy birthday Jan 23 babies!

Dalia, it’s like I commented! I have an IUD with similar weird light but spotting, and I do exactly the same. Now maybe I can make that choice and feel like it’s intentional and not just laziness/cheapness? Slash my poor vagina doesn’t like the ripped out feeling and I hate pads.

You could describe America like that too, if you are being generous. Lovely comment.

Her yelling is the best.

My extended family all lives right outside Milwaukee, how have I never been to this.

My first thought was BUT BUT “Baby Got Back”! She probably just didn’t think about it too much, not to give her too much credit.

Katy Perry VERY BRIEFLY was the kooky girl in pop with her crazy cat sets and such (like late 2008-early 09) but then the fame happened and there was Gaga and everyone forgot she was ever interesting.

I watched The Mother Daughter Experiment and I wondered why she reminded me so much of my mother... (aside from the drinking problems, but her having borderline tendencies makes so much sense).

I can’t star this enough times for how much I hate the flip or flop hosts

oh god

Just did, so worth it.

Completely precious, even without the crafts table! There are so many fun things (The flamingos! The skeeball! The cute little peanut bags!) that I’m sure you hardly missed it :)

WAIT, A CRAFT TABLE AT A WEDDING?!!

As a former Hampshire student, this whole thing is just so shitty. Ugh. I saw the posts going around a few months ago, glad something was actually done about them.

That woman is the worst. I'm so sorry she was so awful. <3

It's them! They're midwestern. Both my parents (and my extension, ALL OF MY EXTENDED FAMILY) are from Wisconsin, and I get the same sort of junk. And I'm not even that dressy! Just do you, and rock your cute stylish self!

Yay Mulan!! :D

My mom used to do this when we were growing up! So fun!!

Yup! That was my thought as well haha.