This sort of excuse-making is part of what’s wrong with our community. If someone has to throw chairs at people to do their job, fuck them. We deserve better.

I went to high school with a guy who went on a roller coaster at a festival and literally threw up on a baby. Like it was in a carriage going the opposite direction and the mom didn’t notice and this asshole just kept walking. The mom probably looked at her baby a few minutes later and realized it was covered in a…

A friend of mine was a very very young single mom, and one day, she calls me sobbing that the baby puked, and it was so bad, she puked on the baby.

I puked on this guy 2 grades above me who kept giving my 15 year old ass shots of whiskey like it was nothing. I’m pretty sure he was trying to get me blackout drunk so he could hook up with me. But luckily my body came through and vomited all over him :)

Nephews and nieces are one of the best kinds of birth control! I got a little it in my mouth once playing the “lift them up in the air” game with my nephew too soon after a feeding.

Preteen and teenage girls are terrifying.

Or went to college. I got some puke on me from time to time holding someone’s hair back for them after a particularly festive night.

I was just thinking, "Oh, I didn't realize Paula never had kids."

This wasn’t on me but it was an observed vomiting:

Right? When my nephew was an infant he managed to get his milk puke straight down my cleavage EVERY TIME. It went a long way to undo the “maybe I should have kids” musing I did when he was at his cutest.

Abdul assures her that it’s fine. “I’ve never had anyone just vomit on me like that before,” she mused.

I found this online yesterday and it also completely delighted me.

This is an entirely different article that should be written. If you are in your 20s, you should not be allowed to make your bridesmaids/groomsmen pay out the etc for your wedding.

I’ve seen friendships ruined over this, particularly in regards to weddings. The bride or maid of honor are well off, so that means a Vegas bachellorette party, weekend spa for a shower, $300 shoes for bridesmaids. It can run in the thousands. This is planned without any regards to their friend’s finances. In fact,…

Personally, I love kids in hats!! I worked with an attorney who would always dress her two year old up in a fedora. The cuteness factor was off the charts!

I love putting my baby into tiny baby formal wear. Bow ties on babies are the cutest thing ever. I’m also a sucker for anything with a pocket square.

I have the same reaction to kids dressed as adults as I do to cats wearing clothes ‘AWWW, LOOK IT THINKS IT IS A REAL PEOPLE.’

Tina Knowles is a great seamstress, but her pattern choices are highly questionable.

Not to mention swearing up and down that she wasn’t wearing any makeup at all. I’m going to make a generalization here, but most men (or people that don’t wear makeup often, if ever) don’t know the difference between legit no makeup face and a made up “no makeup” face.

It’s amazing that that her neighbors/doormen remember exactly what Heard’s skin looked like on an specific day more than a week prior. And how observant they are that they were able to do a quick scan for bruises beneath makeup as she walked by. No amount of evidence she can provide would possibly compete with that…