Sometimes in my clear headed moments, I know I am going to be hungover the next day with a chance of puking so I clean my toilet the night before.

When I want to vomit, and can’t, all I do is ponder the germs in the toilet, and I’m off to the races.

I feel like everyone is being defensive about their toilet right now, so I’m just gonna come out and say it: I’m a filthy dirty slob and I don’t clean my bathroom regularly. I’m a nasty-toilet witch here to make everyone feel better about their own habits, and freeing all of you from feeling potentially judged.

Yes! I will ever love Starlee for that & the one about the weird cult she tried to join.

I have a pristine toilet and it still icks me out.....saying that I once got food poisoning from Satan and after throwing up my intestines it felt like heaven just to stop and rest my head on the toilet seat......when your body is more disgusting than a toilet nothing matters anymore.

Good for her. I used to be obsessed with him but everything about him screams “skeezy old man” right now.

So when I was a pregnant person, my toilet was the cleanest it ever was because I spent a looooot of time up close and personal with it. If this is real, she (or the maid) might just be very, very motivated to keep it clean these days.

You are not. Usually I puke, then my eyes focus on whatever level of filth my toilet is currently at and I realize my face is only 8" away or so and I barf again. Every damned time, even if I scrubbed the toilet earlier that day, doesn’t matter. Barfing in the toilet makes me barf, like magic. (And I have a chronic…

Suggested baby names for the tiniest Stodden:

“playing telephone with herself in the privacy of her own consciousness”

I don’t quite understand the point of this. It seems smug. Are we supposed to be making fun of Britney Spears for not being an intellectual? That’s what it seems like, and it seems mean. She is trying to make sense of her life and broaden her horizons.

Way harsh, Jia.

Also posted to Brit’s Facebook page:

Did anyone listen to the Mystery Show podcast episode where Starlee Kine investigated why Britney was photographed carrying this book by Kine’s friend Andrea Seigel? I recommend it.

... and it was great.

Between this and the math post I am so happy for her. A love of learning is always rewarding, no matter what else comes your way.

Mystery show did a whole episode about Starlee tracking Britney down because she wanted to know why she was pictured carrying a copy of an obscure book her friend wrote.

Truth. Faux depth or not, I hope Brit is feeling every ounce of this bit of wisdom and is finding all the acceptance within herself.

IDK none of them addressed the perception that they might like pumpkin spice like SOME heroes