it’s completely, totally possible for your SO to NEVER CHANGE.

BOBBY you left out one major detail!! Homegirl came out with a big glass of lemonade!!!

Sharon clearly loved him and she put in YEARS, so I can understand her still fucking him, but there shouldn’t be another woman on the planet that should have any desire to fuck Ozzy while sober and even if she wasn’t it is still no excuse. Fame is a helluva of a drug I guess.

I’d like to welcome Sharon to the Better Late Than Never Club. Join us. Rihanna is our president and Sofia Vergara is Chief Operating Officer. Britney’s bringing cupcakes.

TLDR; Don’t bother reading this shit. It’s just an angry rant, preaching to the choir I’m sure. Just needed to get this off my chest...

if by blissed out you mean WASTED?

Good for her. I applaud her honesty and hope she gets the support she deserves.

I guess my main question is, who still wants to fuck Ozzy Osbourne?

but with the TS link, I put nothing past them.

I think we’re missing the most important story here. I could care less about Bloom and Gomez but Katy Perry at a Ren Faire? I want to know more.

Wow I completely forgot about the Bad Blood/Taylor link. That pushes this possible cheating to such heights. Here I was thinking Selena was a pre-woke Cady to Taylor’s Regina. When they’re all just Heathers.

I laughed so hard at this and am still laughing.

I guess now we all know who that fan was from last night.

can’t keep the happy couple apart.

Hell, you don’t even need to be pregnant to troll these guys. Just go in “worried” and they withhold test results and bombard you with ultrasound images of your “fetus”... it’s kind of hilarious.

Then at the end, you can be like: Actually, that's just a burrito.

Why not? if you’ve got an hour to waste you could fill a slot some other poor woman could take and then she might go to a real clinic.

I didn't even realize at first that it wasn't Amanda.

Their newborn’s name is actually their first-born daughter Esmeralda Amada Gosling’s middle name.

I want to open an abortion clinic and café called Zip Boppity Bops. We would have fresh juice!

This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…