Oh, man, especially with period shits? I usually eschew wet wipes, but every three weeks I’m like, “It all hurts so fucking much just give me the soft dampness on my holes!” Also magnificent for those times you inexplicably have blood smudges on your thighs from insertion/removal but aren’t in a situation where you…

I scratch at the part of the hair that is ingrown until I’ve scratched the skin away and then I pull it out with tweezers, but I’m not really recommending that. Probably not a good idea.

For a mere $5,000.00 I will light your expensive weed for you, inhale it, blow it into a hand crafted gold leafed crystal chalice, and deliver it to your door. When you get the munchies I will also eat snack foods in front of you for the low price of $350.00

I would call my mom and tell her I love her a lot more often if it only took 3 minutes.

I just watched all three minutes of this video thinking there would eventually be a point to it, but there was not. Now that I’ve lost three minutes of my brief life, I would like to warn the rest of you: do NOT watch this boring video! Go outside! Feel the sun on your face! Smell a flower! Pet a dog! Call your mother…

No, she isn’t. She’s buying cereal - that’s bush league. For a proper munchie run you need:

1.) At least one crispy treat that will make your breath smell of the undead (Cool Ranch Doritos, Funyuns, etc.)

2.) At least one chewy candy (Red Vines, gummy bears, etc).

3.) At least one “bakery” item so stuffed with…

Seriousness? When you are 14 your mother (sole guardian) can take you on a 3 week trip.
This isn’t a random woman who took a 14 year old. It’s her mom, who did no harm to her.

Sometimes losing your soulmate and having to fight his other family’s children for what he left to you can be hectic.

We used to get to leave our…

People become SUCH dicks when family passes away. My grandmother loved rings and she had several that she wore her entire life. Ever since I was a young girl, I was in love with this opal ring she wore. As the oldest granddaughter when she passed away, I was to get the opal ring and my entire family was aware. My…

Kourtney Kardashian is the best Kardashian. Unlike her sisters, she has a college degree, a little sense of humility and such a dry sense of humor. She also has Scott Disick. That guy is like a present in human form.

This dog did such a good job! No way in the world my doggie could’ve sat still for that long with his people so far away, haha.

Exactly. I'm 25, so I'm not like SOOOO OLD but the majority of my classmates are like 18-20 and I feel a difference in maturity.

So I’m a few weeks into my college career (as an older student. Not the oldest person in my class but on the older end of the spectrum) and I’m totally loving it but I can’t believe how annoying some of my classmates are! Pretentious blowhards, people that think they’re geniuses and love to hear themselves talk and…

Yes! Part of the time I set aside for studying and doing work includes all the procrastination that happens before I actually start. There’s no point in trying if your mind isn’t in the right place.

I’m just taking a well deserved break from studying. Does it count as a break if you haven’t started yet? Please say yes.

To be fair, he is a Labrador transformed into a human....

I recall a friend telling me (many years ago) that Navy nuclear subs used to have two crews, a Blue crew and a Gold crew, which alternated. While the Blue crew was at sea for several months, the Gold crew was ashore for training, etc.

My 30s have left a lot to be desired healthwise. But you know what happened recently? I figured out how to look good. It only took 32 years and 11 months, but I can finally head out into the world each day knowing that I don’t look like crap. Crazy hair? Tamed. Makeup? No probs. Today I got some pink foils mixed into…

And the second wife is just gonna stay with him.

1. Seems it did raise red flags which was why she was investigating his facebook page. It’s not impossible she suspected something before but didn’t have the evidence she needed. She may have even talked her self (perhaps with his assistance) into thinking she was being paranoid or overly jealous.

I assume it's just that stoners drink less alcohol. Most adult stoners I know almost never drink.