I don't know how old you are, or any of the commenters trying to give these girls a pass based on their age, but let me tell you something: I was a teenager very recently. This is not acceptable. I might be particularly deep-thinking for someone my age, but I'd say the majority of teenagers ARE mature enough to be…

Also would have been a Kevin! As I say whenever I tell that story, "Thank god I was born a girl because... Kevin. Ew."

PRETTY SURE IT'S A TAINT. Never heard gooch before. Am I already old at 23??! Missing out on all this slang. Taint is much funnier anyway, as the word comes up in legit conversations and then you get to giggle like a 13-year-old.

I've seen this before, but now I'm watching this again. HILARIOUS.

I'm an picturing this and laughing. Poor little boy! Hahaha.

this was such a great quick summary of this article.

Yes, thank you. Especially in countries like the U.S. where science is given more credibility (because it's "fact" you see, not that science can't be wrong...).

I just had to say I really loved (and laughed out loud at) "What in the tooty-fruity fuck." Just too good.

I laughed and cried for poor Josh Hartnett.

YUP. I feel so bad for him.

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!

Neon is also kind of in right now, so I'd keep that in mind and just wait for it to subside...

YUP! Me too!

YUP. Me too.

Thanks for posting this. :)

YES! Though I'd argue it extends more generally towards the midwest.

I AM HER AGE. Sorry, this is just such a silly thing.

Yes. It made me so sad to read that. Also, represent Olivia Benson.

Oh my god that up close ass crack.

YES okay you saved me from so much confusion.