Translation: I don’t give a shit about this country so I will sit on my ass and stay home instead, but I will tell everybody I can’t vote for evil so I sound like a concerned citizen.

The woods that Trump will open up to deforestation and fracking?

I had all the rage this morning debating with some dumb hippie who said they’re not voting because a vote for the lesser of 2 evils is still a vote for evil. I did all the explaining you’d expect but he just came back with (I swear to god) “Nah I live in the woods I’ll be good, lol”

Now try to process that not only do some people think he’s qualified to serve as president, but that share of people is approaching 45% of the electorate.

Why must everyone criticize Donald Trump?! It’s so unfair.

The one with the books behind her is especially galling. I mean, if you’re such a genius, why do you need a stack of books? Shouldn’t you, like, know that stuff?

Well, if this is indeed true, I have her back. I actually tremendously respect a parent instantly taking action rather than putting it down to a slip up or a one time thing that just repeats itself.

Also, this is just my take, buy it’s entirely possible that his marriage to Jennifer Aniston was in decline around the time he met Angelina. I’m not saying it’s great if there was in fact some overlap, but also, shit happens. It was also over 10 years ago for God’s sake. Everyone actually involved has moved on.

Let the circus begin. No matter what happens people will still find a way of blaming Angelina . They still hate her for ‘splitting up a marriage’ and Brad came out of that unscathed even though he’s a grown man who can be held accountable for his own decisions. Christ I’m now ranting.

Why is law enforcement in this country so bad at handling protests? Fuck- you’d think after four innocent students were senselessly gunned down at Kent State we would have re-hauled everything about crowd control. Instead we watch protest after protest turn ugly and violent, and see cops dressed like soldiers facing…

This shit has to stop. And I'm not talking about the protesting.

Knowing that someday a man will explain to you about something, and probably something you know more about than he does.

the “balancing 1000 things” is what makes me the most mad. I “balance 1000 things” because I know full well that if I don’t take the dry cleaning, book flights for thanksgiving, coordinate w/ my inlaws, book a cat sitter, etc, that shit WONT GET DONE. And it’s not b/c my husband is a loser. He’s just not used to…

Or she’s actually telling the truth in the moment. Good, stable marriages still fall apart sometimes.

Particularly frustrating that so many well-meaning, progressive people seem to define racism purely in terms of attitudes and language rather than structural economic forces. You can’t solve this by yelling at people for using problematic language on Twitter. But that stuff sucks up such a huge portion of the…

and calling a kid a pedophile? come the fuck on this isn’t funny

An ex of mine was (is? he may still be, dunno) an adjunct and he got a lot of negative feedback about his sense of humor - he was really sarcastic and kids thought he was making fun of them. I pointed out that a lot of his students were the first in their families to go to college so, you know, maybe try not to sour…

I generally think demanding that high school teachers protect the delicate ears of their students is laughable (many of my best high school teachers could only go about 1.5 periods without swearing and “it’s debate not masturbate” is the best thing I’ve heard all day), but this woman didn’t just swear, she went…

I gave up on the whole dinosaur thing once they decided Brontosaurus didn’t have a second butt-brain.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."