In addition to putting down the nail gun, if you evacuate, BRING YOUR PETS WITH YOU.

I think that’s offensive to cunts. She’s more of an infected penis wrinkle.

Same here! I’m a petite triathlete, and I’m usually at the back of the pack running, but I LOVE saying “on your left” on the bike. I just have to figure out how to not resemble a drowning cat when I’m swimming.

She’s gorgeous.

I KNEW someone would use this topic as an opportunity to shit on LA.

Anyone else find it funny that Lala has to read Ayn Rand to get over the horror of dating James?

Ah the same doof who just defunded Planned Parenthood. I wish Republicans would stop targeting that organization as if it is the cause of all of society’s ills.

Same! I loved only dogs until our friends’ cat escaped while they were moving, and we had to find him and foster him for a week until we could fly him to the East coast. We got very attached to little Wingtip. I still miss his chirps when we get home.

That pisses me off to no end. I don’t care if my dog becomes blind and deaf and requires a special elevator to get upstairs, HE’S STAYING WITH US. When the time comes, I’m going to make a point of adopting older dogs. Lots of them.

A “boutique study” is not a real study. Why do people keep trying to make childbirth and raising children even more complicated than it already is?

They aren’t great, but I’m not sure they’re $850K before age 18 bad.

I second the screening of fathers as well. I’ve always thought that new parent/birth classes should thoroughly cover the signs of PPD so BOTH parents can look out for it. I had a close friend who had severe PPD, and her husband truly did not get what was happening to her. She eventually checked herself into a hospital…

Ca. 2004 I drunk ordered a bright pink tracksuit with my initials in rhinestones on the back. Those were the days.

Same.

Oh, honey. I used to believe the same thing. You are never “asking for it.” Any man who respects women will not use that as an excuse to rape. If you were so drunk that you blacked out, a decent person would tuck you in bed and make sure you didn’t vomit on yourself. He wouldn’t forget he has a girlfriend and have sex…

The under-cooked chicken? No, that’s James.

THANK YOU. I had the misfortune of taking a writing class from her. She was rather unprofessional, then downright bitchy to me. She also talks a lot of shit about her students to other students. Not the best business practice.

That’s very nice to hear. Most of my friends who have kids spend most of their time complaining that they have no time or energy for basically anything. One even told me that kids “kind of ruin your life.” um...then why did you choose to have 3?

I would write an indignant rant about the value of teenage girls understanding their own sexuality and and taking ownership of their bodies, but I may go blind from a rage stroke first.

Let’s not forget hiking Bronson Canyon. It’s easy to forget you’re in the middle of a city there. Bonus: The Batcave!