Suburbs are garbage. They need to be razed to the ground and the cars melted down.

“ ... my fantasy cold open for this program that finds the women in mourning veils, draping Samantha’s headstone with dildos and pearl g-strings ... ”

Man fuck everything about this story. Grown, actually adult men from the party that rails against sex work, blocks welfare safety nets for teenagers, free tuition, student loan forgiveness, axes housing for displaced youth etc; battered “tuition” for sex with a 17-18 year old girl. Yet she’s the one who endangered…

“Even among our own population, we have at least three women with menstrual cycles impacted after having spent time with a vaccinated person,” Centner reportedly wrote in the letter.

This is partially true. I'm vaccinated and I have an adverse impact on the unvaccinated: if they don't want to get vaccinated I tell them to fuck off.

It’s America: anti-vaxxer or not, someone’s getting shot.

Anti-vaxxers, it’s time for your vaccine.

Single man here. Got my second shot today. Anyone interested in two weeks? I’m in full on let’s go mode. I’m DTF ladies!

What a fucking breath of fresh air (see what I did there?). It’s amazing the difference in competency from the previous administration to this one. Literally life saving.  

“Goodson said he remembered a meeting in which Gaetz said that if someone sends an intimate image to their romantic partner, then that image becomes the partner’s property to use however they want.”

More than that, she said, “It would be God’s will if I am here or if I am not here.”

I’m going through something similar. My brother, the favorite, has inserted himself into my parent’s very complex estate. He has convinced them that he’ll do everything a lawyer and/or estate planner does for free because he knows they’re cheap. He takes an active role in their estate planning even going with them to…

People tell you he may have been “just checking out the house” as though that’s not a sketchy thing to do? Should we expect tradespeople to wander through our houses, exploring all the floors, opening hard-to-open doors because they’re just curious? Bloody hell.

I didn’t tell my mom until I was an adult. She felt guilty that I was put in this situation. Growing up my siblings and I were often left alone with different workers in our homes because they were often still under construction in some way or we were in the process of moving. I look back and think it was insane, but…

WHAT THE HELL was that terror in the shape of a man doing out there in the first place???? Does he just hang out there day after day waiting for someone to show up so he can do his little performance? 

If MSNBC or any of the other news networks don’t want to let Cardi do her shit on television, I’m fine to seek it out on Instagram. However, I think it might be nice to inject a little fun into the grim and depressing graveyard that is the cable news after-show.

Getting Cardi on Ari Melber’s MSNBC show would be the safe bet. He seems to bring on rappers or hip-hop artists as guests often, so I think he could handle Cardi’s expressive opinions.

Better idea: let’s have Cardi moderate the next debate. 

Hello friend. I also read fox news because I hate myself and am trying to have another stroke. Tucker Carlson doesn't bother me as much as "expert Benjamin Shapiro" but still makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

My favorite part of something like this is to click over to foxnews’ website just to scan the headlines and see how they spin it. As of now, no mention whatsoever. Even they know that letting the base see this would be embarrassing. Instead just the usual Tucker Carlson thumbnail that sends me into an irrational…