Yeah, I’d have been fine with the first part of the statement about how the show is named after her, so she takes responsibility for its running issues. Instead we get a huge, qualified “but.” It’s one of those non-apology “apologies.” The “I’m sorry my staff can’t comprehend and internalize my goodness enough that…

All she had to do was say “it’s my show, and this is on me”. Instead she couched any semblance of responsibility under a bunch of garbage about how other people fucked up and claiming she had no idea that this was the case until Buzzfeed told her?

I think that was just actual genocide. 

He’s basically a real life Quagmire with less charm.

Cultural genocide? You mean the thing that happened to the indigenous peoples of North America?

Can institutions like incredibly expensive private schools located in some of the wealthiest neighborhoods in NYC change? They charge $50,000 a year for elementary school. I think that they are inherently racist and classist and that they primarily serve as a way for wealthy white people to create a bubble around…

Sorry what in the world could be possibly wrong with someone with experience on the Democratic side of the aisle throwing themselves in the ring as a contender whether they would be your first choice or not? Also by the way, please show me the exemplary art of positioning yourself for a presidential run and not…

I’ll take Biden for one term than 45 for two.

Being guilted into other people’s extravagant/time-intensive birthday celebrations. If it’s not something I’d do anyway and it’s going to take more than a few hours out of my life, I’m not going. And you don’t get to say, “But it’s my birthdaaaaay” when I politely decline.

No, I don’t want to chip in/go on your rented…

Oh my god. This. We went back to visit the boyfriend’s family (and friends. Mostly the friends) at the new year, and all his friends have at least two kids under the age of four. So there was, at one point, no fewer than ten of them raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaging around.

I wear this t-shirt at all family gatherings short of weddings and funerals:

Even at work anymore, I get comments, I fire right back. Some guy told me to “cheer up, smile!’ the other day at work and I snapped back at him immediately with “do YOU always smile when you’re at work?’

Too old to read these comments about how everyone is “too old” in their early fucking twenties.

I am too old for:

Being around people who use rudeness or unkindness as an excuse of “being honest” or “that’s just how I am and you have to accept it.” Calmly taking aim with the bullshit-o-meter and shutting that shit DOWN, without raising my voice, my blood pressure, or much more than an eyebrow.

i’m already tired of it.

I’m too old to put up with shitty male behavior. I’m sorry, I’ve just had it. The catcalling, the violence, the entitlement, the leaving the seat up, all of it. If you can’t behave like a decent human being, you can get the fuck out.

You guys...Lindy is joking. The hyperbole is for the sake of comedy. You're still allowed to like the trash that is Love Actually. You needn't sharpen the pitchforks against the lady who just brought cock bloctopus into to Lexicon. That would be wrong.

Cock-blocktopus just made my entire year. We're done here, 2013, and possibly the first half of 2014.