Isn't it a little suspicious that the old man's head is just so HUGE in relation to his body?

How wasted was the man, really? His aim seemed remarkably good when jumping from car to car.

@Kevin Purdy: Well, excuse me if I find this to be a) less than convincing and b) more than a little twee. I mean, doesn't the beer have to hit far back into your mouth before it goes down the throat, regardless of the glass design? Maybe not if you're a professional taster who has to spit everything back out, but…

sends beer toward the parts of your mouth more (generally) receptive to sweet, barley-type flavors

I'll never win karaoke night again.

@geolemon: [idroolinmysleep.tumblr.com]

@TurdBlossom: That's why the ink is invisible.

@meechybee: I don't understand why everyone talks like this is a family of tourists being molested. If you watch the video, it's pretty clear it's a professional shoot. The woman shown above was holding a big-ol' reflector (i.e., being an assistant), and the photographer looked like he was using a wireless flash…

Let me hazard a guess — the crew was doing a photo shoot for t33nh0tties.com or some such site, and the older lady complained not to protect the young girl's propriety but to protect their image copyrights.

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@Claire Buoyant: Another Michael Kors image. Note small waist again.

While I don't doubt this image was Photoshopped, it doesn't look like they had to go too far (especially compared to the right-hand photo).

@G.O.B.: Come on!: Was that in Florida?

This is where he rents videos.

@funchefchick: I posted this above too, but here's a recent one:

@Kessica: Here's a example just from this week of someone who was indicted for writing a poem that threatened the President's life:

Aw, he ain't afraid o' no Secret Service! (But let's see what he says when they come a-knockin'!)

@LizzieBennet-Darcy: I don't know if treason is the exact crime, but I'd imagine Mr. Forell will be getting a visit from the Secret Service soon. And not for a friendly tea party, either.

This isn't official or anything, but can you just imagine what the Secret Service has to deal with?

@Adam_J: Problem with the bin Laden "crosshairs" — at a quick glance, it looks an awful lot like a halo.