clairbear1989
Clairbear89
clairbear1989

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

Now waiting for all of the “who is this?” comments. Man, that joke is so incredibly tired. Its legs withered and fell off a long time ago.

It is a cat, so it is definitely the Gone Girl thing.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to

THANKS. NOW LISTEN TO THE MUSIC OF JAMILA AND HOLLIS BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH FUCKIN GREAT AT MUSIC!!!!!

Lindy’s comment on it gave me chills, because I remember how kids called me a ‘n——-’ growing up and those same white kids loving rap/hip-hop. Good on Macklemore and good for Aham.

My son is 12 years old and he loves Macklemore. I had mixed feelings about him until my son asked me about the first White Privilege song and what it meant. I am so grateful for an opportunity to start an important conversation with my kiddo about our privilege in a way that doesn’t come across as another lecture from

This is a good interview. This is also the only place I’ve seen actually explore the PoC involved in the project. Yay Julianne!

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

I love how so many of us thought of that Cartman moment.

This is 100% me confessing my ignorance: I had no idea that Mother Teresa was white. I think I assumed she was Indian, and the “Teresa” was like a confirmation name or whatever. I know the name, but everything I know about her could be summed up in a keyword search: Calcutta, nun, orphans, white nun scarf thing.

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

I am really enjoying all the weeping this human skidmark is doing.

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

No, it’s a typo AND bad grammar. It should still be you’re.

Your joke is so spot on that it hurt my soul when I read it.

“yourq [sic] amazing”