Rule no. one for suburban landscaping: GET ROCKS.

Wow - dunno how many friends I’ll win over with this thought, but if I were your neighbor, I’d have reported you to the city too.

If only you put as much effort into following local laws as you do improving vehicles that you don’t even own.

Why is Bing as the default search an issue?

They actually explained it when they made the change. They were paying $400 per vehicle for that color, but then also losing another $1,000 or so at resale, because at the time, nobody wanted that color. So they basically paid for the color twice. Not insignificant considering the size of the fleet.

This.

Maybe I just don’t “get it”, but I am so over how much power Ferrari wields in F1. They’re not holding up the agreement this time, but keeping the veto is dumb. I feel that Ferrari needs F1 as much or more than F1 needs Ferrari. Why they still get such preferential treatment is beyond me. F1 knows more about their…

It’s a goddamn tragedy USFS retired the color and uses plain old white now... Why can’t we have nice things???

A true west wing fan!

What!? Are you trying to tempt the wrath of the whatever high atop the thing!..?!

No, GM loves making money, like most companies. What they hate is spending money, and they refuse to accept what their competitors have learned: doing one often requires the other.

The headlining picture looks to be a Trailblazer, not a Blazer.

Ah. I have seen these, but still didn’t make the connection. I assumed the joke was regarding the rainbowness of the cake, not the cake itself.

I am not sure what this means, but can we get some more Changli videos? 

Also, nobody thought of telling the people to eat cake when there was no bread to be had!

But she’s the smartest one of the kids and by far. She’s the one her father sends to do the shadiest of deals- the other two are just the public facing dolts who do the super easy, low-level crimes. She’s just really savvy so nobody is aware of what she’s capable of. If she wasn’t a pretty blonde with the manners of…

Manual air conditioning = Roll down the window.

He's a fast hombre, that Manuel

This is the absolute best take here hands down. My dev team calls what Ralph is in a “quagmire of overthought” where you never end up getting anything done because you’re always second guessing every little mundane detail to the point where you lost sight of the obvious. This problem isn’t a 13 or 150 dollar only fix…

You, my friend, have fallen into the “lets fix up this old bike/car/whatever” syndrome. Ask David Tracy how that worked out for him.