I love Magic Johnson’s tweets. He’s Perd Hapley, but also one of the best 10 basketball players who’s ever lived.

I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I have a great relationship with the women. Ask anybody OK? I know thousand and thousands of women and believe me, not all of them were bangable.

Russia constantly seems slightly fictional

Word is Kelly wants Kaep to restructure for 7.08 million because that, of course, is 3/5th of 11.8 million.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

i think if i heard the phrase bean to bar irl i would punch that person in the face. like im not even mad at the fancy chocolate.

Nooo! Not my $11!

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

$20,000 isn’t that much. That’s what a cheerleader would earn in about 25 seasons worth of home games and charity events and calendar shoots and calendar promotion and media appearances and corporate bookings.

This guy needs to make like a tree and get Dutch Elm disease.

Not particularly. The only post-season reward I actually remember getting was a pack of baseball cards, which had a Tony Gwynn card inside. My coach was giving a speech to our team which was interrupted by me yelling “Ah! Tony Gwynn!!” Fuck trophies. The only reason I’m glad I got them are that I can be reminded that…

I live in Kurdistan and the influx of refugees all tells the same tale. This is happening to thousands of women and little girls. It will keep happening. And those that can do something about it like the Iraqi army, peshmerga, the U.S., Turkey and Iran, are all doing the absolute minimum, the least amount they can to…

As a Gopher student-athlete that just graduated in May, this is really, really sad. Thankfully he was only there for three years and didn’t have enough time to ruin things and every positive relationship the previous AD, Joel Maturi, built (bringing football back to campus, hiring Jerry Kill, really caring about…

People who were born and raised in conservative regions are taught hatred (generally). They don’t call it hatred; they call it “family values”. But it is the same thing. Hatred for gay people, hatred for women, hatred for black people, hatred for liberals or progressives who try to change things. I was taught this,…

Republicans; even when they do the right thing, it is for all the wrong reasons.

Any other company, besides Komen, and I’d be infuriated by this.

Heretic. Brats are to be parboiled in beer and topped only with your choice of raw onions, brown mustard or sauerkraut.

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