and...CUT.

This needs to be a thing.

(T)Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Two theories on the timing:

Oh God.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Green Bay should tell the NFL that they will give up a home game to London if they are guaranteed to host a Super Bowl. It will never happen, but it would be fun.

i am replying to this specifically so if he finds out, there will be a stranger actively participating in the conversation about his penis on the internet.

"Ive met quite a few Indians who live on reservations and love the Redskins. They don't consider it racist at all and actually take pride in the team name"

Simular thing happened last summer at my restaurant, but it was another customer who was so kind. I had an elderly woman dressed to the nines sit in my section one night. She was alone and told me that it was her 56th wedding anniversary and that she and her husband always came to town to celebrate at our…

I certainly hope the umpire replied "Concede the point? You've got to be djoking."

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

baseball seems really cool

I bet if you look on their site, they have something that you could barf in discretely. So, you know, no one would know.

Oh, dear, sweet Terrence: Please get thee to my home, where you will discover that my bathroom is equipped with a gardenhose, a 10-Pack of enormous fuzzy pipe-cleaners (in lovely mauve), the Ultra-Blistering Douche by Clorox, and an army of gnomes ever at-the-ready to scour my netherparts with baking-soda and those…