Will this one be upset by Syracuse?

funny, a new chick at work saw my car toys all over my desk and she says, “oh man you’re a car guy...I totally want a maserati some day!” So I said to her, “so buy one. They depreciate like they fell off a cliff. You could trade a Camry for one any day.” She looked at me like I was lying. I said, “well yeah you’ll…

And here I was about to pay the price of a high end car to get them surgically. Clearly I should just jump off a subway train and get clotheslined in that region by a sign!

Am 29. Still makes me laugh.

You know why I voted NP, bc unlike all you other grouchy assholes, I like nice things, and this is nice. Dicks.

Because some people like trucks.

Bud Light is like making love in a Canoe...

It’s amazing how much your luck will change if you avoid being in situations where you get charged with stabbing someone to death.

As a violinist (more of a fiddler, really), I’m now running mental simulations of such an accident, trying to guess which parts of the instrument would end up where. In a frontal collision, I’m guessing the driver would die pretty quickly from blood leakage and/or blood aspiration. The main airbag would, of course,…

Clearly that is the only flaw in my otherwise-airtight plan.

This explains why when I brought my Eclipse in to Discount Tire last week with a flat, they shot it. Thanks, Torch!

My little brother’s first car accident was in a cozy coupe, hit a stone wall and needed stitches.

I like ottomans too - but I suspect, much like my ottoman, yours doesn’t have the equivalent of a grenade sitting under the cushion.

That’s exactly how I’ve felt based on test drives I’ve done. Granted I’m on the slim side so fit isn’t much of an issue. Either way that’s good to hear, I’ve tried to get feed back when I can to help nail down my intention to get one with the Recaros.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

hey, stop making sense and being pragmatic!

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

And then he dabbed.

Scrap Metal Cushions Pipe’s Fall From Crashing Cargo Truck