Came here to say the same thing. Maybe kids can get away with this, but I struggled a bit even as a child with carsickness.

My 12-year-old son is on a rec basketball team. During practice, they do free throws and layups and run through ball-handling and passing drills. And the second practice is over, they all run to the area between the three-point line and the half court line and launch shot after shot after shot. I’ve never seen any of…

How much money does this usually cost you?

Once it has removed any extraneous money from your wallet, it forces you to drive in a more economical manner since you can no longer afford a fuel stop.

The fact that someone went to these lengths to preserve a mid-2000s Dodge will be endlessly funny to me. 

I know what I’ve got! No Low Ballers!

Only fools don’t change their minds

Get a fleet of go karts all controlled by the same person. Swarm your opponents. They can’t get ahead of you if you cover the track from wall to wall.

He misspelled the price, too.

Because the cross country guys aren’t dumb enough to say where they went, and you can’t charge someone for “must be speeding somewhere.” Those guys are conspicuously NOT speeding at the start and finish. And they could have been in any number of different legal jurisdictions in between.

You are all lucky he didn’t drive you way the hell to his dungeon.

Unless it is a very heavy storm, the rain isn’t enough to darken the sky to turn on the automatic headlights - my Tacoma and my wife’s Subaru still requires us to manually turn it on. I personally do not think turning on lights is a particularly major inconvenience, but it would seem reasonable to turn on given that a…

Symmetrical. That purple blotch on the right front suspension but not the left means the downforce is uneven at the front of the car. Might be useful if F1 ran ovals, but they don’t.

While money is no object, this product doesn’t interest me because I never learned how to read.  

Why?  So you can hit the tree backwards?

Then I take you are a fan of Mazda’s naming convention.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

“As you can tell, I don’t make rash decisions.”

I blame the parents for letting their kids be so into video games. When I become a parent, I’m sure I’ll end up buying my kids a console, but they won’t be able to play it for more than an hour at a time and they’ll be forced to be active in all kinds of sports! And while they’re outside playing or at practice, I will…

Intensa Emozione? Come on, you’re not even trying now. I know it’s actual Italian, but it sounds like they just picked some kinda-italian sounding suffixes and ran with it.