Cool on a car like the Chiron. Not cool on a truck like the Tundra or if this starts trickling down to the Altima, Civic, etc. Pepboys crowd.

I could see it replacing the CLA eventually. They’ll probably be similarly priced (though this may be a bit cheaper) and this is better looking and a lot newer. The CLA does that stupid “four door coupe” thing which is the only gimmick that may keep it alive once this arrives here.

The A-Class is coming here, but not this one. It will have leather, alloys, a classed-up interior, etc. Things that people have come to expect from Mercedes in the US. This is basically rental car spec which is standard fare in Europe.

Chrysler the B R A N D not FCA as a whole, guy. Also, since you asked, crossovers are one of the the most popular body styles in China. They have lots of space on the inside. Lots of space = lots of tea you can stuff in there. If people are buying more tea, the price goes up. That’s just simple supply and demand my…

Those blow-up boxing gloves were great. You could pummel your friends/siblings and only feel a little bad when their heads rebounded off the wall.

By very briefly thinking through things (meaning I could very well be wrong) this wouldn’t change the list anyway. Nearly every company offers a crossover now anyway. The only ones that don’t are small brands and Chrysler.

I hope they don’t suck this year because this thing looks freaking SWEET

One filter for two cars? That might not go too well for you friendo

The men, on the other hand, never bring it in for an oil change because they don’t want to pay for it.

I, like many of you, can name pretty much any car on the road. That’s not meant to be a brag, as I’m sure pretty much any Jalopnik commenter can do the same. I cannot for the life of me remember the name of this damn car anytime I see one on the road. Shows that there are too many crossovers I suppose. I’ve just…

Also a good one but it would be hard for the V6 Challenger to tell you’re NOT at WOT, giving him false confidence he doesn’t deserve

I don’t know if it’s better to let the V6 Challenger win because both of you know that you could, or to smoke the V6 Challenger and make him sad. I will be mulling this over for the rest of the day, please excuse me.

I think your dreams of a <3000 lb sedan were dashed when real crash structure was invented. Just buy a Miata.

Can I help you with something?

Star or not, it always sucks and it’s always sad when someone dies like this.

I don’t discount the study or people’s general stupidity, but I grew up in Montgomery County and still live close by and I-270 runs through pretty much everything. To say it’s adjacent to major movie theaters is like saying I-95 is adjacent to the east coast. It’s also much easier to speed on than the beltway.

First thing that came to mind. Waze will definitely direct you to take a ferry.

+1 for Euclidean geometry joke

WOW I haven’t been this excited for a countersteer in a while. I don’t have a story but I can’t wait to read them. I think about what it would be like to see the cars I’ve sold all the time.

It’s amazing that Florida Man wasn’t caught by the coast guard first as he emerged from the ocean.