True, but the fact that it’s probably happened at least once due to other officers being tied up in other things gives me a good chuckle

Some of the Deputy Sheriffs in my county (Richland County, South Carolina) drive Dodge Challenger R/Ts. They’re sweet. Always wondered what it’s like to shove people into the back seat though

This is now Jalopnik’s second post about SEMA today after saying, this morning, that SEMA doesn’t matter.

Well, I’m late to the party so I doubt this will be seen, but I’ll post it nonetheless.

I’m relatively new to F1, so forgive me if it’s not a common opinion, but I’d love to punch Max Verstappen in the face. The kid seems like a little piece of shit. He’s is 19 years old and has already had rules named after him? Yes he’s good, I’ll give him that, but I think he needs one or two swift kicks. Him and that…

I bet you’re a ton of fun at parties

In all seriousness, glad nobody died at the hands of this asshat

*Mustang fans everywhere rejoice*

Robb I know you’re doing important things like “racing full time” and “living in Germany” but you should really write for Jalopnik more. It is a thing you are good at

*joke about the DNC dumping shit*

Is Van Gogh’s estate still getting royalties every time an automaker camouflages a development mule?

I would just like the collective Jalopnik community to know that I am 22 years old, recently bought an NA Miata, and think this guy is an absolute moron. My generation isn’t complete crap, just mostly crap

Why is nobody talking about the fact that Ecclestone’s “mother in law” is 18 years YOUNGER than him

It’s amazing how far technology has come. You’re able to post updates from the future.

That’s pocket change for a program like FSU (Free Shoes University).

The worst part is going to be the massive recall to take away everyone’s airscarves

Yeah clearly Ludwig Schatzinger doesn’t give two shits that they stole his design. He’s not even the one suing

“What spin? I didn’t spin. Oh, you mean that sweet pass? Yeah that was totally on purpose, bro.” -Johan Kristoffersson

Maybe he just wanted that Ford Interceptor Utility upgrade

Might I ask why you were drinking cider at your desk on April 27th?