There, I fixed it for you

Right, because going into the more-expensive-versions-of-things-that-already-exist-in-the-GM-lineup game has gone so well for Cadillac in the past

Torch, you’re the only Jalopnik writer who actually utilizes the nurple system. Because of this I’m having a lot of trouble visualizing the torque specs on non-Torchinsky articles. How do I know how many nurples the new Audi TT RS makes? My roommates seem to be unwilling to let me replicate your initial experiment on…

This would not surprise me, as I suspect Audi charges more for “transparent windows,” as part of the same $2,400 Convenience Package that includes round tires.

I wonder which presidential candidate he’s supporting

It’s too bad the Pontiac Aztek doesn’t exist anymore. Because it would be that one. Definitely that one

There’s Norway he really needs all those doors

I believe that SyrianLanister is talking about the effect of having more drivers on the road, i.e. more objects to hit, more things by which to be distracted, etc. I don’t think he (or she) was getting at the fact that people could be driving more.

I can’t believe that the two time MotoGP world champion doesn’t even have his motorcycle license. I feel like he could just walk in and say “Hi, I’m Marc Marquez” and they’d be like “Yes you are, here’s your license”

I never sausage a thing!

(247.9 Nurples)

It took me far longer than I’m proud to admit to realize you were talking about literal dummies and not insulting the people in the Seat

If all else fails Chevy could just start marketing their wheels to Crown Victoria drivers

Never, ever, ever thought I’d say this, but they actually managed to make it look worse by taking away that beaked monstrosity they called a design cue

That’s because it’s much smaller than his 757, and he needs that to compensate. You know, for his small... hands

It does use a Fiat engine. The 1.4L from the 500 Abarth (even in standard 124 Spider form)

Glad to know that when something is deeper than it is wide it’s called a strake, because we have an entirely different name for something that’s wider than it is deep

I clicked on the video, saw the Pennzoil logo in the bottom right hand corner, and immediately said “fuck.”

What Harry Metcalfe didn’t show us is the tailgating grill Nick Mason also keeps in there. That’s actually a spatula.

The record was set by the same guy. Read the article/watch the video