Appropriate given that, 74 years ago today, a good number of chaps ran briskly onto a beach, yelled something along the lines of “Nazis need no bathing fun!” and then shot them in the face.

in case there is any doubt as to where I stand on this—and I may write about it at more length later—I think this whole thing is a TERRIBLE idea

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

Good thing there’s a better book choice out there for all of us, just in time for Easter-

demonstrating appropriate “moral character.”

To anyone wondering how she got licensed to practice law in California:

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; then I grabbed her by the pussy.  

I am so looking forward to you playing this game.

Keep telling yourself that.

Lol, sure they are.

Superb. And chilling.

I’ll never understand your indifference towards the first Xenoblade! It’s easily the best JRPG of the last 10+ years. An absolutely incredible game with a fantastic cast of characters and story.

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

At this stage in a parallel universe Lex Luthor is looking at this universe through...timey wimey shit...and thinking “Fuck, I really need to step up my game.”

This is insulting to children and babies.

He will report to Russia later that month.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.