Completely agree with the Suicide Mission one. I had missed/f*cked up some things so my first run did NOT go well. E.g: being the super careful guy I took my sweet time in the room full of seeker swarms ending with Garrus of all people taken away. Also the vents grilled Thane. I got the hang of it on the next tries,…

Dont you f*cking dare! Merkel is our Mutti and we are not giving her away!
No but in all seriousnes shes busy enough with the kindergarden over here thats currently trying to get some misshapen Trump-clones elected.

Oh sweet baby potato jesus in a batmobile, how did I miss this?
It is glorious!

There is no candy in Germany! We sustain ourselves on a diet of good honest work, healthy socialism and the occasional beer! ;D

German here, things are looking good, the AFD (our Trumps/actual Nazis) are currently busy self-imploding/backstabbing each other. One of them had the bright idea to post a “Adolf please come back, Germany needs you!”-Hitler-meme per Whatsapp and it leaked out.
Boy got that messy quickly!
They will probably manage to…

I understand your point from a Gamer perspective, but the budding Game Designer also sees why Nintendo did this. Imagine another game where you get tons of weapons that dont degrade, as in, e.g., the Borderlands series. Those are some great games with some great and crazy guns, but I think we all encountered the same…

There’s a whole lotta scanning in this game. You’re going to scan everything from containers to corpses, Batman-style Metroid Prime style.

Chris Christie.

Except of course if the McDonalds employee happend to be russian.

I got my Wii U early in the cycle (Christmas) and while I still love it, I made a solemn vow back than: Never again would I get a console at launch. Ironically it was less the Switch that tempted me, but the Zelda BotW Special Editions that arent available on Wii U. Then again, I live in Europe and the Europe SE is…

I really hope you are right there, because that is what scares me the most: that we simply think that it just can not happen until its too late. Being german I read a LOT of those storys during school, there were quite a few people that had similar thoughts back then: “As if that buffoon will ever have any kind of…

Thank you! Its been really tiring navigating the web when this topic comes up and everyone is just like “Well BvS is the worst movie ever, everyone says that, right, lol?”
No!

Dammit Lego, why are you doing this to me? I already got and finished the (highly underrated) original, but the missing coop was one of my/our biggest pet peeves the whole time. (I almost always had a sibling/parent/neighbours kid) watching/trying it themselves. So now I will probably have to buy it a second time…

I’m getting real f*cking tired of this whole “Oh but free speech!”-talk.

Ok, seriously this is starting to go to far!
First up, I am actually autistic, been so since birth. Luckily (?) in germany, autism is not that well known among the general populace and not such a common insult as in the US, but thats beside the point.
Not beside the point is my very real phobia of needles, syringes, and…

Sorry, should have said that sooner, but we arent any better! Im just a german ninja hanging around in those parts of the internet, pretending to be something else. Compared to what counts as “satire” in German TV you Brits are Lightyears ahead of us.

God, its good to see him back! Not that other late night shows arent good, but I missed me some bloody good british sarcasm here, yes I did!

So, a classic case of “its cool unless Nintendo does it” ? I get the criticism, exept that the same arguments could be directed at 90% of the other memes in this post like the blizzard ones, etc...
I like to sh*t on Nintendos awkward PR efforts as much as everyone else, but this was far from their usual cringeworthy…

He’s disheveled and rakish, like he’ll save your town from bandits, but also steal your girlfriend.

No wonder he and Kanye get along so well; they both have the oddest delusions about how the fashion world works.