Yes, but not on the interwebz. Something. Is. Wrong.

WTF? I’m a gray and can star. Don’t get too close to me. I don’t want to catch your kinjaitis!

I have the same list if you exchange textile overpants with leather chaps. I live in Texas and it is hot. People all the time ask me why I wear all of my gear. My response: It is a lot easier to re-hydrate than it is to grow new skin.

I live in Texas. Every other vehicle is a truck. Trust me; there are a ton of purely status symbol trucks to be seen. I also see a lot of contractors who use the crap out of their trucks that also own Lariat and King Ranch versions. Why shouldn’t they be comfortable in their offices? Dented up beds full of work…

While I don’t have a Platinum or Titanium, I have what many would consider a “luxury” truck. It is an FX4 with the FX appearance package. I certainly am not scared to get it dirty or scratched. Why? It is a freaking truck. I have an absolutely comfortable cab to ride in while I fill the bed with brush, garbage,…

You mean that isn’t how “blackened (insert meat here)“ was created?

Sticker for mine (2013 F-150 FX4 Ecoboost with FX appearance package) we $53k. I didn’t pay anywhere near that (or I wouldn’t own it). But, yeah, truck pricing is effing rediculous!

I’m going to go out on a limb and say the casual remarks about crushing fetuses. The abortion is murder crowd cannot fathom that.

Most (I can only think of one exception) female fighter pilots I know could have passed the fitness exam before the umbilical cord was cut. This one gal had this crazy belly-band contraption to support her very pregnant belly while she ran. She ran a 5k while 8 months pregnant. Type-A fast jet pilots be crazy!

Correct: “aviator” is reserved for folks who, you know, fly for a living (pilots, navigators, flight engineers, loadmasters, etc, etc.)

No. Gentlemen don’t strike ladies. The moment she balls up her fist and punches you, she ceases being a lady.

What I ride: 2012 Victory Cross Country

If only they were made by GM or Ford. I only buy ‘Murican.

You must have been one of my friends back in the day.

I spent 8 years of my life flying in C-130s (as a loadmaster). I miss manly metal toggle switches!

Agree with all of this, but I want more. What I covet is a vehicle with nothing but mechanical switches. No soft keys. No electronic bells and whistles. Just simple, two pole On/Off toggles for all of the electrical doodads. Can I have that please???

I still make Santa Maria style tri-tip BBQ a couple times a year and I left that place in ‘97.

As someone who has driven a combine with a 16 row picker head on it down the road: don’t drive like an idiot on a rural road in Iowa, and you won’t get crushed by my tractor.

Like I’ve mentioned here before, I miss being stationed at Vandenberg. The sheer beauty and raw power of our world-ending technology is awesome - in the truest sense of the word.

Fun tip: if you want your brand-spankin’ new Lodge skillet to work as well as Great Grandmas’s did: strip it, polish it, re-season it before using. The new castings are very corse now. I took an orbital sander to our new ones and put a mirror finish on the cooking surface. After that, I re-seasoned them. Perfectly…