So much this...

We've completely switched over to these from plastic now. One word of warning: don't use the lids in the nookerator. They warp and crack.

We've completely switched over to these from plastic now. One word of warning: don't use the lids in the…

Besides that, sweapants are easy to get into/out of for a quick, on the couch, mid-Netflix marathon "embrace". Or so I've heard. ;)

Why can't Chevy and Ford figure out that we really want HD Burbs and the Excursion back? Personally, I'd rather have a 3/4 ton/SuperDuty SUV for towing my travel trailer than a truck. Any cargo that I'd "need" a truck for can be hauled on a cargo trailer. I would trade my F250 today for an Excursion with the new 6.7.…

No, you're not. I didn't buy Skyrim until this year.

I'm with you on this. I have to shake a lot of hands at work and have never, not once, considered smelling my hand afterwards. If this article puts some sort of subliminal desire in the back of my mind to do so, I'll be pissed!

Fur works. It is natural. It is renewable. As long as the animals are humanely housed and slaughtered, I have zero qualms with it. It is better for the environment than the petroleum-based faux furs.

My wife got rid of her SUV and went back to a sedan because of my F-150's back seat area. Mine has the rubber/all weather floor mats. The backseat gets more cargo use than the bed does. Two German Shepherds? No problem! A 60" flat screen still in box? Easy! In fact, I think the seats have only been in the "seat"…

I'll play and attempt to be serious.
Fold, don't crumple. Crumple wastes a ton of paper.
Personally, the paper I use is pretty thick, so I start with 3 sheets. I fold them to the size of 1 sheet. Wipe, fold in half (poo inside, obviously), wipe, fold in half, discard into toilet. The fold in half portion allows me to…

You've never spent much time around the military. We're basically forced to use the term "female". The non-male members of the services are not ladies, they're marines, soldiers, seamen, airmen. If you're trying to discern the Y chromosome level, you use "male" or "female".

Is it odd/abnormal that I, as a 40+year-old man, completely love Archer?

How would a Kashtan equipped vessel deal with a TacTom multistrike?

+1 ticket to hell

We did this with the plain old Pillsbury biscuits when I was a kid some 30+ years ago. Yes. These. Are. Awesome!

Great. Now I'm hungry. . .

Or drop a clot...that rolls of the tongue nicely.

I prefer the Rancheros...that Grand Torino front end!

My nephew is still driving my old 1994 Ford Ranger. Those little trucks were awesome. I'd love to be able to get a new one. I love my F-150, but some days it is just too damned much truck for my needs. A man needs options, damnit!

Even better/more effective: Mr. Clean Magic Eraser

I will gleefully mute-watch anything she's on.

Yep, I'm still a pig.